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creeping tom 

The act of rolling up on a girl in your car at less than 4 miles an hour, using the funamentals of creeping and peeping.

creaping toms must utilize creeping and peeping otherwise you're not considered a creeping tom.
Yo, David was an ill creeping tom on Main street, he was creeping and peeping until the garbage truck almost ran over his ride.
creeping tom by Crack April 1, 2004

creeping around 

Did you hear how Jackson was creeping around with Breanna even though he’s dating Kathy?
creeping around by Asknhoth October 22, 2017

creeping fatty 

A girl who begins their stay in your life looking fit and trim, and, over time, gains weight to the point where they are fat. This is never good, because you have become attached to their personality, but hate their looks. A trap.
Nick: "poor justin. Looks like tonia was a creeping fatty after all!"

Brian: "yeah.... I kinda feel bad for both of them..."
creeping fatty by the hangar October 20, 2008

creeping skubel

One who auditorily spies on others who have pocket dialed them in hopes to capture juicy gossip.

Analogous to the visual spy- peeping tom.
I accidentally pocket dialed Al, but instead of hanging up he creeping skubel'd me and stayed on the phone for several minutes.
creeping skubel by jetsfan13 October 15, 2010

Creeping Snake

When a male is having vaginal intercourse with a female in the doggystyle position and she deficates on his member.
Debbie gave Harry a Creeping Snake.

Mary's Creeping Snake was huge and had some corn on it.

creeping meatballism 

Propensity of Americans to eschew or reject individualism and think in prescribed patterns out of a genuine fear of stepping out and thinking on their own.
"The average person...thinks in prescribed patterns. People...have a genuine fear of stepping out and thinking on their own.'Creeping Meatballism' is this rejection of individuality. It's conformity."