cranky pants

A person who after 7pm becomes so irritable and butthurt that they become snippy little children.

Non Cranky Person- "What's the matter bro, aren't you gonna come by after work"

**45 minutes of waiting for a reply**

Cranky pants - "Do you even lift brah? Some people work for a living and can't answer at your every beckon call."

"Dude it's 7:30, grow a dick and stop being a cranky pants."

by Anti-wang January 2, 2013

Cranky non high

When you and your friends are blazed, but there is that one motherfucker that ain't high because of some "vow" that they made to never smoke and is just a cranky ass motherfucker because he isn't flying high like the rest of us.

"Dude, why is Bob so fuckin annoying tonight?"

"He's always annoying, you know he doesn't smoke, and just likes to be a cranky non high."

by shoorock October 3, 2011

Cranky Knuckles

Someone who is very easily aggravated by years of bitterness.

He's such a Cranky Knuckles way he speaks of music now.

by Professional Kid November 13, 2015

chat cranky

chat cranky: when you unintentionally come across as agitated in an online chat or text message conversation

Kerry: Did you notice how Bill was pissed off today?
Darlene: He seemed fine when I talked to him...
Kerry: Well he said in a chat -
Darlene: Hold on a sec. He might have just been chat cranky.

by zachfree November 2, 2011

crasty

Another word for nasty...or hideous.

"Damn, that girl is fucken crasty!"
"Britany Mago is crasty!"

by Polish Martin May 13, 2005

craspy

the feeling you get when you wake up after a night of drinking and your throat is mysteriously raw.

I should have never been the only girl at that frat party, I woke up feeling quite craspy.

by a harmless pie October 16, 2008

cranky

bad-tempered, eccentric

are you being cranky?

by sara March 9, 2004