John: Wow, Dave took his grandma's death very well, look at that smile!
George: Nah, he's just been cranking in the toilets.
George: Nah, he's just been cranking in the toilets.
by BSF0708 April 2, 2008
Get the Crankingmug. Student 1: Thank god class is done. Glad to be going home.
Student 2: Ya. You going home to crank it?
Student 1: Pretty much.
Student 2: Ya. You going home to crank it?
Student 1: Pretty much.
by sansaman April 24, 2006
Get the crank itmug. To masturbate simultaneously with the act of weeping.
Formula:
Cry + Wank = Crank.
In addition it is normal to include ones own tears as lubricant.
Formula:
Cry + Wank = Crank.
In addition it is normal to include ones own tears as lubricant.
Example 1:
‘Toni: Hey Jays been in the bathroom for a while now…’
‘Rob: Yeah he’s probably having a crank over that really hot waitress that was being a bitch to him before.’
‘Toni: Yea, fo’shaw’
Example 2:
‘After Rachel rejected Tom at the funeral on Friday I think he went off for a pot noodle...and a crank back at his sister’s place where he’s staying at the moment’
‘Toni: Hey Jays been in the bathroom for a while now…’
‘Rob: Yeah he’s probably having a crank over that really hot waitress that was being a bitch to him before.’
‘Toni: Yea, fo’shaw’
Example 2:
‘After Rachel rejected Tom at the funeral on Friday I think he went off for a pot noodle...and a crank back at his sister’s place where he’s staying at the moment’
by S Noir. May 15, 2009
Get the Crankmug. The practice of driving around residential areas (usually between the hours of 12-5 am), pulling up beside cars parked on the side of the street, and checking to see if they have been locked. If not, the car is stripped of anything inside. If so, the thieves move on. Cranking can also involve petty vandalism, leaving of handbrake off in a robbed car etc etc.
This practice originated in the eastern suburbs of Melbourne, Victoria, and has spread throughout the state.
This practice originated in the eastern suburbs of Melbourne, Victoria, and has spread throughout the state.
by McDeath January 18, 2009
Get the Crankingmug. Low purity methamphetamine ussually produced in small laboratories in peoples homes or available from mexican cartels. Generally having a powder consistincey and not taking a crystalline form as glass would.
by CD April 8, 2003
Get the crankmug. A female that display a number of the following characteristics: clingy, overly keen, smothering, controlling, easily stressed, highly opinionated, violent, emotionally volatile, unreasonable or just generally high maintenance.
1. "That girl i met the other week, bit of crank. she wont leave me alone!"
2. "I would come out mate but my girlfriends being a bit of crank about it"
3. "Stop being so fucking cranky"
2. "I would come out mate but my girlfriends being a bit of crank about it"
3. "Stop being so fucking cranky"
by eagles85 January 20, 2009
Get the Crankmug. person 1 - what is up with him today, the crank!!
person 2 - he has been a crank all day, ignore him!!
person 2 - he has been a crank all day, ignore him!!
by lauren149 July 14, 2009
Get the Crankmug.