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Cranking

To cry and wank at the same time. Something that picks your spirits up if you're feeling low.
John: Wow, Dave took his grandma's death very well, look at that smile!
George: Nah, he's just been cranking in the toilets.
by BSF0708 April 2, 2008
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crank it

The act of masturbating, especially after a hard days work.
Student 1: Thank god class is done. Glad to be going home.
Student 2: Ya. You going home to crank it?
Student 1: Pretty much.
by sansaman April 24, 2006
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Crank

To masturbate simultaneously with the act of weeping.

Formula:
Cry + Wank = Crank.

In addition it is normal to include ones own tears as lubricant.
Example 1:
‘Toni: Hey Jays been in the bathroom for a while now…’

‘Rob: Yeah he’s probably having a crank over that really hot waitress that was being a bitch to him before.’

‘Toni: Yea, fo’shaw’

Example 2:
‘After Rachel rejected Tom at the funeral on Friday I think he went off for a pot noodle...and a crank back at his sister’s place where he’s staying at the moment’
by S Noir. May 15, 2009
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Cranking

The practice of driving around residential areas (usually between the hours of 12-5 am), pulling up beside cars parked on the side of the street, and checking to see if they have been locked. If not, the car is stripped of anything inside. If so, the thieves move on. Cranking can also involve petty vandalism, leaving of handbrake off in a robbed car etc etc.
This practice originated in the eastern suburbs of Melbourne, Victoria, and has spread throughout the state.
Dude, check out this sweet GPS I got out cranking last night!
by McDeath January 18, 2009
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crank

Low purity methamphetamine ussually produced in small laboratories in peoples homes or available from mexican cartels. Generally having a powder consistincey and not taking a crystalline form as glass would.
Man I stay away from that crank as long as I can score some glass.
by CD April 8, 2003
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Crank

A female that display a number of the following characteristics: clingy, overly keen, smothering, controlling, easily stressed, highly opinionated, violent, emotionally volatile, unreasonable or just generally high maintenance.
1. "That girl i met the other week, bit of crank. she wont leave me alone!"

2. "I would come out mate but my girlfriends being a bit of crank about it"

3. "Stop being so fucking cranky"
by eagles85 January 20, 2009
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Crank

Someone who is being 'cranky', moody, irritable or misererable!
person 1 - what is up with him today, the crank!!
person 2 - he has been a crank all day, ignore him!!
by lauren149 July 14, 2009
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