Craig

Craig is his own species, so uncultured that it's not even funny anymore.

Craig: *says something stupid* *being ignorant*

Me: Stop being such a Craig, UGhhh

by Cora Austin February 20, 2019

Craig

that guy from the list

dude: hey i'm about to sell something
other dude: try selling it on that list craig made

by csuki March 25, 2020

Craig

Will steal and fucking bang your wife to infinity and beyond. Very handsome and attractive, ladies man. I fucked yo bitch cuh

Craig's got my wife

by fucked yo bitch cuh March 6, 2020

Craig

That white MF that stole my weed.

Hey, where's my weed? I know, that MF Craig took it all!!!

by Trechey February 4, 2010

Craig

Verb or noun. To Craig: to have sexual intercourse withtout proper protection. i.e. a condom. Inspired by former professionnal hockey player, coach and executive Craig Mctavish, last NHLer to play without a helmet. Expression used in certain regions of hockey-mad Canada as well as Belgium. A close analogy is drawn here between the protection offered by hockey helmet and the one provided by a condom, which might be referred to as a "penis helmet".

"Chuck craiged a bagger last night, I really hope she was clean". "Another craig? No wonder your balls hurt!"

by LeDawg December 6, 2009

craig

God

Look at jesus's dad craig

by bangbang247 October 23, 2012

Craig

Someone who consistently marks or scores lowers than those around him (or her), and saves their '10s' or perfect scores for very rare occasions.
Ref: Craig Revel Horwood, a judge on the popular UK TV show, 'Strictly Come Dancing'.

He said my report could have been better written, but I think he was just being a bit of a Craig.

by kerfoofle November 26, 2010