Crackers

People who do crack.

Friends: We're crackers
Me: How?

Friends: Cause we do crack
Me: WOWWWW

by Jacie11111 April 18, 2019

crackfest

when you cant stop cracking up with someone else

hahahahahhahahahah
hahahHAHHAHAHhahahahhahahaAHHA
hahahahhahahaha omg were having a crackfest!!!

by monpri July 14, 2010

Cackeyed

Totally Drunk and wasted-- beyond the point of comprehension.

Damn dude, I got hella cackeyed last night.

by Alchemist14 January 5, 2011

Crackee

a drug adict that thinks their in a candy land filled with ranbows and unicorns shiting lemondrops.

person: "do u see that person over there?"
person2:"ya shes mumbling to herself."
person:"must be a crackee"

by awesomepwn1111 June 14, 2011

Cream Crackered

To be extremely tired and exhausted.
Rhyming slang for knackered.

Guy 1: Wanna go out later?
Guy 2: No thanks, I'm Cream Crackered.

by Teatard January 28, 2009

Porn Crackers

Tissues used for post-masterbation clean-up and left to go hard. Also known as wankier mâché, wankerchiefs, bedroom popadoms, or wankers crisps.

Originally from Viz magazine's Profanasaurus.

There's enough porn crackers here to make snow angels on the bedroom floor!

by NYCockExchange November 23, 2011

Cockeyes

Someone who stares at a males crotch region for a prolonged period of time.

Someone who only has eyes for the cock.

Chris: did you notice julie staring at my package at the party last night?

Ted: yeah, that bitch has major cockeyes.

by knobgoblin September 8, 2009