A crackerjack box was the disposable cardboard box used to hold popcorn or candy (sweets), though over time has come to mean a similar box or container used to give away rather useless, cheap toys and/or giveaway items. So anything referred to as 'coming out of a crackerjack box' is being derided as useless, cheap or fake.
Did you get your degree out of a Cracker jack box? (ie. your degree in media studies / sociology etc. is worthless)
(From Meatloaf's "two out of three ain't bad"): There ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker jack box (you'll never find a valuable and exotic, vintage car in the bottom of a crackerjack box)
(From Meatloaf's "two out of three ain't bad"): There ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker jack box (you'll never find a valuable and exotic, vintage car in the bottom of a crackerjack box)
by Nigel An'srid December 18, 2016
A person who is afraid to fight a man but will beat on his women and strut. A disgusting, non-bathing, rotten toothed, alcoholic who has usually burnt all his brain cells by age 12 due to huffing gasoline. A person who has had multiple run-ins with law enforcement for drugs and has yet to do any time, a lowlife who averages 1 1/2 showers per year and who has never owned a toothbrush.
1) Many of the men in this area are real cracker jacks...
2) If it looks like shit and smells even worse, it must be a cracker jack.
3) Man, you are a cracker jack, no surprise in the box, mother fucker.
2) If it looks like shit and smells even worse, it must be a cracker jack.
3) Man, you are a cracker jack, no surprise in the box, mother fucker.
by Crazy Amy December 18, 2008
by Katrina duPon t May 30, 2006
A fictional institution of higher learning where cocky know-it-alls get their education. In other words, got their degree from a Cracker Jack box.
Controlling parent: Yeah, my son is 40 years old, but he still has to obey me, cause IT’S THE LAW!
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?
by Hannibal Cannabis September 10, 2020
Where you put a bunch of crackers in your mouth and mush them up and fill your mouth with cracker mush. then you smack your cheeks and shoot it out in someone's face.
(As seen on The Green Mile where "wild bill" does it to the guard with a moon-pie.
He got "Carolina Cracker Jacked" by wild bill.
He got "Carolina Cracker Jacked" by wild bill.
by Cullen W. May 24, 2006
A rich white person or stupid white person that keeps staring at you because of what you have if your a person of color
Look at the fuckin cracker jack box over there hating on me, fuckin cracker jack wat the hell you staring at
by Jamesindtown September 15, 2007
by wizwiz May 21, 2021