monster cable

Outrageously over-priced audio and video cables found at many electronic stores such as Best-Buy and Futureshop... Salesman convince you that you need these for the ultimate home theatre experience

why the hell would somebody pay 300$ for a 14' 3 pair rca monster cable

by Dan0627 May 27, 2005

Crablegging

A maneuver made in hot tubs by creepy men. Involves using legs as "pinschers" to trap the legs of unsuspecting girls. Recommended if you want to seem like a total rapist.

Stefaun: Ooh that girl is lookin' fine. I'd like to crableg the shit out of her!
Everyone else: No, Stefaun... Crablegging is completely socially unacceptable.

by Unsuspecting Girl July 6, 2011

Cradle Candy

A hot, way too young for you girl or guy.

Jarred is going to get a taste of his cradle candy.

by Locdonan October 25, 2011

layin' cable

The act of performing a very long and drawn out bowel movement. An extremely long pooper if you know what I mean.

Bradley was in the bathroom for almost two hours layin' cable...he destroyed that thing.

by Stevie Y December 28, 2005

Tow Cable

The act of farting around a friend and walking in circles around them, wrapping them in your paralyzing pungent oder. A form of crop dusting. (V).

Chris decided a trip to the fridge would also involve firing a sulfur tow cable at Brad that stopped him right in his tracks.

by SirBuddrick December 17, 2009

Bum Crawler

Adjective; Someone who crouches behind a player and follows them around, usually using them as cover and/or to cause great annoyance.

Particularly prevalent on online FPS games, such as Call of Duty.

The verb is 'to bum crawl'.

Player #1: "Dude, look at that n00b behind you, he's been following you all game."

Player #2: "Yeah, he's such a bum crawler!"

by th3presscorpse November 20, 2011

Goblin crawler

A long green insectoid creature with dozens of legs. Lives in caves in a constant search for precious gold. Potentially hostile torwards humans and other animals. During evolutionary processes, goblin crawlers have developed a disqusting hunting mechanism. They emit an unknown deadly green substance. The mankind has named this substance "goblin glob". No human has ever lived after experiencing the goblin glob, thus information about it is scarce.

Exploration of caves inhabited by goblin crawlers is strictly forbidden by the law. Goblin crawlers must be quarantined from mankind at all costs. Spreading a goblin glob is considered a serious environmental crime. The punishment is heavy, and the violators usually need to pay with their life.

The cave excavation site has been discontinued after the incident involving goblin crawlers. fuck you goblin crawlers.

by Emelk March 8, 2022