A depressed,lonely bastard, who is known well for being a dick to many singers and dancers along with many other talented people and also is on AMERICA IDOLE, a show clearly for fucking 14 year old bitches or extremely fat woman who well believe this defination is what they call HEART BREAKING.
Boy:I just completed guitar hero on extreme for every song!
Simon Cowell:Well I am only going to say this once, I will pay you to stop, now fuck off you little mistake.
Simon Cowell:Well I am only going to say this once, I will pay you to stop, now fuck off you little mistake.
by sexybeast1023 March 6, 2011
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An old fat ugly stupid plastic faced cunt that has no talent, but thinks he has the right to tell people they have no talent. Also has an ugly wife that is only with him for his money.
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Get the Simon Cowell mug.An extremely sweet, sexy, funny, charming British man who is most known for his juding on both Pop Idol and American Idol.
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Get the Simon Cowell mug.Someone who shouts at peoples true and extraordinary talents, this person would be a dickhead to everyone except himself. this person also lives up there own arse. This Word Evolved From A very old ancient tale of a man called Simon Cowell
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Get the A Cowell mug.Quite possibly the most cruel person in the world right after Adolf Hitler. Also the only honest judge on the show American Idol. Maybe too honest.
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