cow

It's what people call your mom.

Friend: Whoa, I think there is a cow in your shower!
Boy: Naw, Its just my mom.

by Stephster July 25, 2008

cow

nature's mistake

Did you see that cow? I think that God must have taken a sick day.

by adema360 August 21, 2008

cow

cracked out whore (sound) mooooooo

Kyle Anthony David from Lafayette, LA is a tired, trashy, tweaking, & tweezered COW!!! Moooo...

by atl2nola November 4, 2008

cow

Used by horsemen to describe a horse that is clumsy, untalented, or difficult to work with.

You're never going to win at the horse shows on that cow.

by Foxsong January 18, 2004

cow

Verb- the act of having sex with a woman doggy-style while grasping ones hands around the woman's nipples and yanking them up and down in the hope that they will produce milk.

Dude, I totally cowed your mom last night.

by lolwatdotcom March 3, 2011

cow

Slang word used for the Tauren race in the MMORPG World of Warcraft.

Look at that smelly ass cow thinking he can tank

by Malick June 27, 2008

cow

a fat pregnant woman

dude did you see that cow trying to breast feed that child

by aaron41096 October 16, 2010