Losers who ride the band wagon, often listen to this filth. Luke Bryan is a herb with two first names. Nobody likes this music, they just go to concerts to see "wanna be" country girls who usually dress in sexy flannels and boots.
Girl 1: hey girls, do you like Country Music? lets go to a country concert and pretend we are tailgating. We probably won't get with any dudes there though because most guys who go to these concerts are gay.
by bfk4life October 28, 2013
Get the Country Musicmug. a type of music where you lose everything you own and takes no talent whatsoever to write lyrics for. Type of music listened to by people who have nothin better in life to do than complain about everything.
by colonel-s February 25, 2009
Get the COUNTRY MUSICmug. "Hey! Have you heard the new Kenny Chesney SONG???"
"No, I don't want to die"
"Why would you die?"
"It's country music"
"No, I don't want to die"
"Why would you die?"
"It's country music"
by fuckmehaha September 30, 2019
Get the Country musicmug. A terrible genre of music.
Typically enjoyed by white conservatives of the south or midwest.
To be a male country musician today you must:
* Wear a cowboy outfit
* Have a southern accent (whether it be fake or not)
* Be from Texas (whether you actually are or not)
* Love Bush
* Enjoy Nascar
* Unite with fellow hicks
* Ect.
Yee Haw.
Typically enjoyed by white conservatives of the south or midwest.
To be a male country musician today you must:
* Wear a cowboy outfit
* Have a southern accent (whether it be fake or not)
* Be from Texas (whether you actually are or not)
* Love Bush
* Enjoy Nascar
* Unite with fellow hicks
* Ect.
Yee Haw.
by ;klajd;jka April 9, 2006
Get the Country Musicmug. Terrible, terrible music made for Southern rednecks and other idiots. This is probably the worst form of music on the planet, ranking up there with raggae and Southern Rock. My mom loves it for some reason, i dont know HOW she does though.
Anyways, lots of country music is the same as Southern Rock: they all discuss loyalty to the South, driving ugly-ass pickup trucks, picking up redneck girls, romance between a redneck girl, some Southern woman leaving her man, and other crap dealing with tractors and occasionaly, America, which they are making look bad.
Anyways, lots of country music is the same as Southern Rock: they all discuss loyalty to the South, driving ugly-ass pickup trucks, picking up redneck girls, romance between a redneck girl, some Southern woman leaving her man, and other crap dealing with tractors and occasionaly, America, which they are making look bad.
I heard that one country song where the moron lists of the states in the South.....yet he didnt mention Kentucky......my theory is correct, Kentucky isnt an actual part of the South!
by The Kentucky Yankee August 13, 2004
Get the Country Musicmug. Music that only Southern rednecks, Appalachian hillbillies, and a few farmers could love. The instruments, the lyrics, and especially the vocals are awful and ear-shattering.
If you love listening to god-awful, Southern, countrified droning, along with twanging guitars and occasional banjos, then this crappy music is 4 you. But if you're like me and everyone else, then I suggest you get away from it unless you desire to become one of those people or have your head explode.
If you love listening to god-awful, Southern, countrified droning, along with twanging guitars and occasional banjos, then this crappy music is 4 you. But if you're like me and everyone else, then I suggest you get away from it unless you desire to become one of those people or have your head explode.
So many damn rednecks are always getting riled up at these KUNT-tree concerts.....or they love to blare it on the radio while doing that retarded Muddin'
by Ryan August 13, 2004
Get the Country Musicmug. by Balls Obama June 17, 2022
Get the Country musicmug.