pre-scrotal cortex

The limbo between one's ass and balls.

My pre-scrotal cortex itches.

by Dr. Scrotaxion March 15, 2012

Missing Context

Most likely a true statement, commonly mislabeled by Facebook fact-checkers.

FB poster: Hunter Biden is a crack head
FB fact checker: This is missing context

by 813TB March 9, 2021

Codex Alera

A book series by Jim Butcher that doesn't get the love it deserves, mostly because it's overshadowed by Mr. Butcher's other, overall more popular book series The Dresden Files. About a world where every person in the populace has power over one or more "furies", or spirits of water, fire, earth, air, wood or metal. Some have one, others have multiple. However, the fate of that world lands smack on the shoulders of the one young man that DOESN'T have any furies. In addition to Tavi, the previously mentioned fury-less kid, there's also his aunt, Isana, his uncle, Bernard, a spy named Amara, a slave/swordsman named Fade or Araris, the bastard son of a nobleman, Max, and Tavi's love interest, the "barbarian" woman Kitai.

Books of Codex Alera:
Furies of Caulderon
Academ's Fury
Cursor's Fury
Captain's Fury
Princep's Fury (Coming Dec. 2008)

by Gorim October 10, 2008

Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two

Now, you may find yourself not asking this: Does Rockwall have a punk scene? Nope. There is no scene of any sort here. Anything new or innovative is to be stifled by some dickhead normie with a shit eating grin. The closest thing to a scene here probably the influx of faggot teenagers vaping, because they’re either too retarded or too poor to get weed without getting caught by their parents.

Rockwall - Codex Petram 4th Edition

According to researchers behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two,
The ratio of section 8 housing to upper class housing is 4 to 14.

by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018

Context emergency

A situation in which a snippet of conversation is heard that (often) sounds much more scary or perverted than it actually is.

Person A: ...and then he shit on the floor!
Person B: Context emergency!
Person A: I have a new puppy; he isn't quite housebroken yet.

by Scott and Nikki July 7, 2011

codexual

Being sexually attracted to lines of code.

I'm such a codexual, I cant fall asleep at night without writing a bit.

by Senpai  July 26, 2017

Hell-frontal Cortex

Part of the brain that stores all memories of a strict, religious childhood. The phrase "Your going straight to hell", echo's through your mind when engaging in certain activities (i.e, laughing at dirty jokes, engaging in sex acts with someone or alone, cursing, reading definitions in the Urban Dictionary, etc) The fear of hell, fire and damnation is alerted in your memory, but usually not strong enough to prevent "sinful" activities. There is no way to successfully remove the Hell-frontal Cortex. There is a theory that one can commit an act so horrific that a lightening bolt from the sky will strike. There are no survivors to verify this theory.

"Every time I get a tattoo, my Hell-Frontal Cortex tells my brain that I am going straight to hell. Then I think, fuck it, and have sex with the tattoo artist. YOLO!"

by Preachers Daughter September 9, 2015