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cooter crunch

the female version of a tea bag. this is when a woman waits until someone is asleep and drops her "cooter" on his or her face as a form of a prank. this is quite a feat and should be praised for the creativity and execution.
Jessica cooter crunched Laura while she was asleep, we all died laughing.
by md/urban March 12, 2009
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Ol’Cooter Claw

A cooter claw is a hand that is infected with elephantitas and can absolutely destroy a women’s cooch at any time when it’s necessary!
“He was fingering me last night and it wasn’t hittin the spot so I told him to wip out the ol’cooter claw and now I need my vagina sewed back together!”
by Look up boof assist May 26, 2019
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Roller Coaster Wang Syndrome

That pleasant tingling feeling one gets in the groin area when going over a hill while driving or riding a roller coaster
Drive over that hill over there, I guarantee we would get nice cases of Roller Coaster Wang Syndrome.
by bliff July 21, 2011
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Cooter Cat

guy: Whats up with that cooter cat girl?

friends amongst eachother: you bout to get in that cooter cat?
by xkrnxballarx April 16, 2010
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cooter snooter

One who frequently indulges in the sweet aroma of pussy, or one who enjoys a nice big whiff of some sweet ass cooter, or one who enjoys vigorously snorting a clit.
Every where I go I can still smell Dean's mom's twat because I am such a cooter snooter. I love cooter snooting Dean's mom!!! She likes it when a little bit of her clit gets stuck in my nose. Dean's mom likes it in the ass too.
by Jimbo Strokenbalz November 11, 2007
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cisterhood

Group that includes all biological women born with vaginas. Transwomen are excluded.
Tonya is bitter because as a transwoman, she can never be part of the cisterhood.
by Larry the Lover August 10, 2017
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Awkward Cooter

-Awkward moment

-Much more awkward than the "Awkward Turtle"

-Should only be used for the most awkward of times.
"Awkward Cooter"

-Getting hit on by the same sex. (Only if not gay)

-Three people are standing in a room, already an awkward moment, than you are asked to go to the baby pool? (Life Guard drama)

-Just put your two thumbs together and than your two pointer fingers together and you have the infamous Awkward Cooter.
by chillwill123 March 26, 2009
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