(n.) The West Coast feed of the annual Ithaca College vs. Cortland rivalry game, the Cortaca Jug, presented at the Casting Office Bar and Grill in Universal City, California - 8 AM sharp.
(n.) A total shitshow where your drunk employed friends will offer you jobs that they can't possibly follow through on.
(n.) A total shitshow where your drunk employed friends will offer you jobs that they can't possibly follow through on.
by jadamsx November 15, 2010
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by Cortneybessssfraannnnn August 10, 2019
Get the Cortney mug.An Artificial Intellegence created for the Xbox game HALO. Can be inserted into helmets or projected in the form of a female humanoid. Very smart, changes colors as she thinks or feels. Resembles mystique from X-Men.
by Michael Angelo June 23, 2004
Get the Cortana mug.The beautiful girl who has tons of friends! Never seen without a smile and without a laugh! Doesn't care what people think of her and is all around amazing. She is lovely and loves to read. They are great and they don't go through a day without making everyone around them laugh their butts off just with what she says. Being friends with her is one of the greatest things anyone can do. If you know someone who is a Cortney, then you are very lucky!!
Person 1: "OMG! She is amazing! Does anyone know who that is?"
Person 2: "I know, she is great! Her name is Cortney!"
Person 2: "I know, she is great! Her name is Cortney!"
by Reader101 March 17, 2013
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Man- what’s that one girl that makes everyone feel amazing.
Friend- that’s cortney.
Man- that’s right! She is the best!
Friend- yeah, someday I will merry that girl.
Man- you will try!
Friend- I have already done so.
Friend- that’s cortney.
Man- that’s right! She is the best!
Friend- yeah, someday I will merry that girl.
Man- you will try!
Friend- I have already done so.
by Eggshire December 16, 2017
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Get the pre-scrotal cortex mug.When your in P.E and you don't really feel like running//jogging, so you kinda speed walk. But you gotta put a hop in your step and a bounce in your hop.
You can't Cortney Jog alone.
You can't Cortney Jog alone.
by realsnoopdoggstandin October 21, 2010
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