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Keiran Cornish

Keiran Cornish had sex with my girlfriend:(
by Oxford English * July 6, 2021
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cornish pasty

A move in penis puppetry when the scrotum is stretched out and pulled tight to cover all of your genetalia. Therefore, your cock and balls form the pasty filling and your sack, the delicious pastry casing. Advanced performers of this move can also achieve the 'braided ridge' effect of a real-life cornish pasty.
We were having a show-off, and one thing lead to another: I ended up busting out the cornish pasty.
by MrKoi May 31, 2007
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CoonFish

CoonFish can mean lots of things. Its usually said just to sound stupid and or funny but in F.Hill some Afro Americans use it as Nigger.But its not as offensive and is okay for white people to say...No Middle Easterns though

Sometimes these words are mixed with others

Ex. Coonfish, Black fish, Niggafish,Slavefish, Kuntafish, Sandfish etc.
Andrew: Gary Marshall coming into the room

Gary: ok (No scope head shot)

Gary: o shit i popped his head without scoping in. I bet hes feeling like a coonfish

Andrew: Hahahahahah

Marshall: Im not mad at him or u i just dont wanna be bothered

Andrew & Gary: (simultaneously)Fish
by Mandingo Babafume June 2, 2009
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Cornish Kabab

A sexual maneuver associated with Cock and Ball Torture, where a man's partner skewers both of his testicles with any pointy object, commonly a large toothpick or kabab stick, imitating the popular dish "shish kabab"
Me and my girl got really crazy last night and she gave me a Cornish Kabab, so i'm gonna be out of commission for the next few months
by Chib Scrungus January 8, 2020
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Cornish Lifeguard

Sexual Position in which, the female lays down, face first, on the shore with both hands by her side. Her lower back should be arched, at this point, the male who plays the role of the Cornish lifeguard, (who is just finishing his pasty), is thrusting his fallace in her anus. The added bonus is that the tide allows the female to freely and lifelessly sway back and forth in the cooling cornish tide.
First Guy: So how did the date with Mandy go?
Second Guy: Couldn't have been better, we did the Cornish Lifeguard. - All day.
by The Cornish Lifeguard. September 29, 2010
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Cornish

Cornish is big gay
by Spastiquiny123 June 2, 2020
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Cornish Love bite

When you smack someone’s nipples and growl
“I smack my nipples and go raaa!”
“Oph, that Cornish love bite’s gon hurts in the morning
by Parry grip February 4, 2018
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