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Cardboard Kitty

A prank which involves cutting out a kitty shape from a piece of cardboard, (often a pizza box) gluing on tinfoil "eyes" and propping it up in the middle of a street at night. The "Kitty" will appear real to anyone driving towards it, and will inevitably cause an entertaining reaction. The prankster hides out nearby, waiting to see their victim's reaction. Although potentially hilarious, this prank is also extremely dangerous.
I got cardboard kitty-ed driving home last night! I nearly drove into a ditch. Stupid kids!
by lyjoek February 28, 2011
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Cardboard Wipe

The act of using the empty toilet paper roll to wipe your ass.
We where out of TP so I had to cardboard wipe
by Logano April 9, 2015
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Cardboardia

Cardboardia is the spiffiest forum ((*cough* Cult.)) ever. It was made for a place to talk about The Pencil Show and ask stolen Lord of the Rings characters questions. It's predecesors were the Green Pub and the EzBoard Pub. The members are extremely close and incredibly insane. Fanboys are an endangered species, thus there is Immortality Spray in CBia (abbr. for Cardboardia). *glomp*

*subliminal message* Buy tprte or Kyo will eat your firstborn child!
*flyingtackleglompswitha24hourfireworksdisplay*

"You may now... kiss the bridge!"

Chris Podima: Mmm...white wine.

Random CBian: Keru makes pie.
Keru Yakawashi: ¬_¬ I don't make pie.

Fire: Three arms, triple the pleasure!

Galadriel: *flies in* Would you like some cheese? *flies out*
by Fire January 24, 2004
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cardboard pants

A term used when seeing a hot chick, implying she is so hot you just jizzed your pants and it's dry and cardboard like.
Dude: Fuck yeah she's hot as fuck, bro!
Sam: Aww man, I've got cardboard pants. Fuck.
by Sea Dot January 22, 2014
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Cornard

Great Cornard/Little Cornard also known as The Nard or Nard and home to The Nard Crew a small time English gang. Cornard is filled with crime which is why there are so many small time gangs there. Sudbury (Closest town to Cornard) gave Cornard a motto which everyone in Cornard despises 'How ard, Cornard' If you use this around Cornard then people especially criminals and gangs will think you're from Sudbury... niot good to go into Cornard when you're from there as the 2 places have had fights for many years alhough Cornard is the better place and most of what is said about Cornard ocurrs in Sudbury. People from Cornard especially small time gangs love slang and saying 'Nard' and they're proud to be from there. C1 is currently the smallest gang in Cornard and isn't very well known
Nard Gang Member: Sup fam Nards ere now boi you better fuck off

Nard Gang Member: Fam I'll see you later round the Nard aight (Cornard slang)
by Ghetto Cornard November 6, 2014
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cardboard ass

Sidney's ass is flatter then a pice of cardboard. You can call her cardboard ass.
by #1 Roast Session May 21, 2016
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Cardboard drumming

When you hit yourself in the face repeatedly making a rhythm sounding like a drum.
Omg why are you hitting yourself with that piece of cardboard? Oh no it's okay I'm just cardboard drumming.
by Backstagesecrets September 5, 2016
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