Corky Dick

A retarded person's penis.

Person A: "Did you see that retarded guy's dick?"

Person B: "Yeah - it was a corky dick."

by Big Dashiki & The M(H)J September 16, 2011

corky bell

a corky bell is when someone has cup of coffee and can not make it from one point to another without spilling it. Thus leaving a trail of coffee dots on the floor.

a big night on the grog and decide to have a coffee before deciding to head to bed then spilling half of it on your way back to your seat. You have done a CORKY BELL.

by derwood111 September 28, 2011

corky miller

A combination of the two worst possible slams that can be used against a person. The combinations of the word Corky (Life Goes On) and Miller (Miller Time) is the equivalent of calling someone a drunken retard.

1st Guy: I was down on Commerce Street yesterday trying to get some lunch and this random guy was roaming around harrassing people.
2nd Guy: Yeah thats just the town douchebag, nobody knows his real name so we just call him Corky Miller.

by Fumundacheese December 30, 2007

corky donky

this is my real name

this is the last time a make an idiot definition. im just really bored.

by yogurt_fog August 15, 2003

Corky Wharton

One who has an infatuation with pk, or an oblong chair.

Move that Corky Wharton, it's in the way of the television.
He is a Corky Wharton.

by Webster December 29, 2003

Corky Wharton

A large oblong television, or one with an infatuation with pk.

Man, get that Corky Wharton outta my way, its blocking the television.

by Webster December 29, 2003

corky tickler

When two guys are having sex with one girl, one guy hitting it from the back, one at the front getting a blowjob. Rear guy sticks his thumb in her butt using the fish-hook method, front guy plugs her nose. With their free hand they begin tickling her, in hopes that she sneezes. Or farts.

Rear Guy: me and my dude hit this girl with the corky tickler last night

Joe Snuffy: haha what happened!?

Rear Guy: she sneezed so hard she farted my finger out of her butt

by Tickler10 January 14, 2015