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Cootie Squad 

Used to make fun of someone's group/squad.
Jake: Your such a loser!
Me: what are you gunna do run to your Cootie Squad.( ̄_, ̄ )
Cootie Squad by AbsoluteLuxxary January 4, 2021

Cootie berries 

Toilet paper wads left from females wiping their vagina after peeing.
Baby girl had them cootie berries!!
Cootie berries by Ronald656 March 27, 2022

Cootie Corn

Left over corn on the cob? No problem. Insert it into your partner's vagina and you have yourself some cootie corn.

Chris: Should we throw out the left over corn?
Stacy: I have a better idea...
Chris: Cootie Corn? :)
Cootie Corn by mrserat March 25, 2008

cootie bone 

a cootie bone is a gay man that wish he had a cootie but he has a bone. (dick)
look at that cootie bone wearing a dress.
cootie bone by lisat August 25, 2007

cootie bag

A boy. Also known as "an icky boy." Because we all know boys are the ones with cooties.
Also, anyone with an STD. Girls can protect themselves by getting the cootie shot or writing off men all together.
Allison, if you have sex with another cootie bag, you're gonna catch the cooties yourself.
cootie bag by burger bob December 2, 2009

Cootie Queen 

It's a chick who throws her Cootie around so much that she's the best at it.
She will show her Cootie to anybody she's the Cootie Queen
Cootie Queen by Thee Ronster October 13, 2017