* Cooter and Slapjacks are best friends.
* Not so hard, my cooter can't handle your loving - here, mess with my slapjacks a little!!!
* Your cooter smells like a dirty cheesy spud!!!
* Not so hard, my cooter can't handle your loving - here, mess with my slapjacks a little!!!
* Your cooter smells like a dirty cheesy spud!!!
by Cooter April 20, 2005
n. A gender-neutral term referring to one's sexually active and inflammable groinage parts. {orig. ca. 1970's, Dukes of Hazzard; also conjoined terms "cootie(s)" and "pooter".}
"After that 20 mile hike in burlap shorts, my cooter sure do sting."
"I sure do enjoy you sniffing my cooter as part of our extended foreplay ritual!"
"I sure do enjoy you sniffing my cooter as part of our extended foreplay ritual!"
by Grannie Annie August 06, 2007
by probably a loser December 10, 2013
Cooter scares me
by Yass Queen_ April 03, 2018
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by overestimated December 16, 2017