* Cooter and Slapjacks are best friends.
* Not so hard, my cooter can't handle your loving - here, mess with my slapjacks a little!!!
* Your cooter smells like a dirty cheesy spud!!!
* Not so hard, my cooter can't handle your loving - here, mess with my slapjacks a little!!!
* Your cooter smells like a dirty cheesy spud!!!
by Cooter April 20, 2005
Get the Cootermug. by probably a loser December 10, 2013
Get the cootermug. n. A gender-neutral term referring to one's sexually active and inflammable groinage parts. {orig. ca. 1970's, Dukes of Hazzard; also conjoined terms "cootie(s)" and "pooter".}
"After that 20 mile hike in burlap shorts, my cooter sure do sting."
"I sure do enjoy you sniffing my cooter as part of our extended foreplay ritual!"
"I sure do enjoy you sniffing my cooter as part of our extended foreplay ritual!"
by Grannie Annie January 1, 2009
Get the Cootermug. by Cardboard Republic June 19, 2019
Get the Cootermug. by Adriaa June 11, 2020
Get the Cootermug. 