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The Cooler

The one who runs the show. What he says goes. The one who is in charge of the bouncers at a club, they see everything. Usually they earn $5000 up front, $500 a night, CASH! Yeah.
To protect my investment I've hired the best damn cooler in the business.

Dalton
by slopass December 13, 2004
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20% cooler

Something that is in any way involved with My Little pony FIM.
bob: I heard Stephen colbert likes ponies.

bob's friend: He's now 20% cooler
by anon.338 August 14, 2011
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cooler

A hand in poker in which a person with a very strong hand (often the 2nd best possible hand) is beaten by the best possible hand (usually a very rare full house, four of a kind, or straight flush). The 2nd best hand is so strong that it is impossible to fold, usually resulting in the loss of a lot of money and sometimes, an existential crisis.
I wasn't letting go of my Ace-high flush. How could I put him on a straight flush? What a cooler!
by ROI Guy February 27, 2007
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cooler maintenance

The art,(it is truely an art!)of keeping the cooler organized,free of water and full of ice and consumables. re-stocking the cooler with beverage as needed and making sure none of them are warm or skunky.
jack: on our yearly trip to englishtown i usually do the "cooler maintenance" we all bring beers.
ryan: dude, i'll bring copious amounts of meat for the grill
phil: i'll bring my garmin and i'll try not to throw up
scott: ummm, yeah, wow, i can't go guys, sorry. but if i do go i'll bring two 36 packs of brew.
bob: i'll bring my breathing machine. and tell fuck stories.
jay: i'll try not to bang any under age girls, nugggah ! !
by Jack de wack June 26, 2008
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wine cooler

A low-content, not-so-intense alcoholic drink, usually flavored as a fruit drink.

Wine coolers are frequently had with meals and such to consume alcohol, yet not get much of a buzz off it.

They are also considered a pussy alcoholic beverage when someone attempts to get drunk entirely off of wine coolers.
"I needed something to ease my mind without getting drunk, so I had a wine cooler with dinner."
by Lahr November 14, 2006
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Cooler

A term used to describe someone whow either knowingly (usually found in casinos) or unknowingly (usually in a bar) ruins a hot streak or situation.

When assosciated with the ruining of any type of foundation trying to be laid with picking up chicks, it is often accompanied by a fierce blowing wind sound caused by the offender, which in turn leads to his poor friends freezing instantaneously like cartoon characters.
Barry: "Hey Garry did you get any ass last night?"

Garry: "No way bro! That Andrew kid was being such a cooler!"
by Uncle Larry January 27, 2010
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Compton Cooler

The paper bag the liquor store gives you when you buy a 40 or some other assortment of malt beverage. Best used for concealing alcohol in public, even though everyone knows you're drinking alcohol, and for "cooling" the beverage to give it a crisp, yet smooth falvor.
Sittin' in the park the compton cooler was the only choice for my Micky's.
by crazy b May 3, 2005
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