n.
1) A person who believes the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing their parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. Or, some variation on that theme involving but not limited to the following groups, people and events: Regular vampires, specifically gray or reptilian saucer people, the Antichrist, The Freemasons, The Bilderbergers, The Trilateral Commission, The New World Order, Skull and Bones, The Illuminati, The Kennedy (or any other) Assassination, The moon landing, The 9/11 Attacks, The Pearl Harbor Attack, Area 51, or fluoridation of drinking water.
2) Kathaksung
1) A person who believes the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing their parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. Or, some variation on that theme involving but not limited to the following groups, people and events: Regular vampires, specifically gray or reptilian saucer people, the Antichrist, The Freemasons, The Bilderbergers, The Trilateral Commission, The New World Order, Skull and Bones, The Illuminati, The Kennedy (or any other) Assassination, The moon landing, The 9/11 Attacks, The Pearl Harbor Attack, Area 51, or fluoridation of drinking water.
2) Kathaksung
If you believe Trilateral Commission Satellites are beaming mind-control rays past your tinfoil hat, you're a conspiracy nut.
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This sad, seriously paranoid and isolated poseur con artist will go down in history as the Conspiracy President since his belief that he is being victimized by conspiracies has always been the main subject of his rallies and tweets.
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it doesn't exist. Just a stupid bastard trying to pretend he knows something about politics, as we have seen in such places as the state of the union address.
Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.
-- Dubya's comment to FEMA Director Michael Brown, who presided over what was arguably the worst ever performance by FEMA in an emergency situation, Mobile, Alabama, Sep. 2, 2005 further illustrating the lack of left-wing influence in politics, much less a 'vast left-wing conspiracy'.
-- Dubya's comment to FEMA Director Michael Brown, who presided over what was arguably the worst ever performance by FEMA in an emergency situation, Mobile, Alabama, Sep. 2, 2005 further illustrating the lack of left-wing influence in politics, much less a 'vast left-wing conspiracy'.
by Constantine Vidal September 26, 2005
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Plural: Conspiracy-heads
Examples: Alex Jones, Anti-WEF people, Anti-Semites, Donald Trump, Qanon, Right Wingers, evangelicals, Robert Murdoch, White Supremacists and Great Replacement believers
Plural: Conspiracy-heads
Examples: Alex Jones, Anti-WEF people, Anti-Semites, Donald Trump, Qanon, Right Wingers, evangelicals, Robert Murdoch, White Supremacists and Great Replacement believers
Conspiracy-head: Klaus Schwab is the Anti-christ!
Mike: (Angrily slaps on the cheek) He is not, Conspiracy-head. Do some research on Wikipedia
Mike: (Angrily slaps on the cheek) He is not, Conspiracy-head. Do some research on Wikipedia
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Person 2: Yea, there was definitely a newmertz conspiracy cause I didn't know any of those terms
Person 2: Yea, there was definitely a newmertz conspiracy cause I didn't know any of those terms
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Essentially, it's a way for them to feel smarter than the establishment and thus it alleviates their feelings of inferiority.
Essentially, it's a way for them to feel smarter than the establishment and thus it alleviates their feelings of inferiority.
Conspiracy Theorists: "Dude you realize even Tila Tequila exposed the flat earth conspiracy theory?"
Sane Person: "She also thinks she is a clone, right?"
Conspiracy Theorists: "Holy Shit! Even more Illuminati lies exposed."
Sane Person:*Sigh*
Sane Person: "She also thinks she is a clone, right?"
Conspiracy Theorists: "Holy Shit! Even more Illuminati lies exposed."
Sane Person:*Sigh*
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Get the Conspiracy Theorists mug.A person who believes that he holds the "absolute truth" and all those around who disagree with him are either naive , oblivious to the "truth" or just bought off by the clandestine organizations who pull the "strings of humanity" and manipulate events in order to achieve word domination. Such beliefs along with the feeling of persecutions could be linked to paranoia and various forms of delusion. Critical thinking should not be confused with consiracy theorism since the supreme majority of the conspiracists believe many things that are pure fiction and are more than willing to eat up everything that fits their story, even when that's debunked.
- A typical conspiracy theorist is characterized by belief in chemtrails, New World Order domination, Illuminati, zionists, freemasons and other "secret" organizations, denial of the 9/11 attacks, moonlanding, climate change and many a more.
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