Conspiracy Theorist 

A term used by shitlibs to slander someone for saying something that the public doesn't already know without regardless of proof or doing their own research

Guy 1: Source? SOURCE? stupid Conspiracy Theorist!!!!1
Guy 2: Provides source, link gets censored and gets banned
Guy 1: I knew he woudnt reply

Conspiracy Theorist by dankm3m3rzz May 7, 2023

Conspiracy Theorist 

A very advanced clairvoyant. Able to predict the future very accurately. A sovereign, free thinking, brave, intellectual.

It's crucial that you listen to a conspiracy theorist today.

Conspiracy Theorist by $ Pimp Daddy Mack $ March 31, 2023

Conspiracy Theorist 

Another term for a fucking retard

Conspiracy theorist: the earth is flat and nasa is a lie made by jewish reptilian people controlling our government

Person with a brain: you're fucking retarded please kill yourself

Conspiracy Theorist by GoatLord666 November 16, 2023

The conspiracy theorist look 

Someone with a big nose, broad jawline, a big mouth, either freakishly large eyes or abnormally small eyes and a big tic tac looking head.

I just know someone is a conspiracy theorist as they exhibit the conspiracy theorist look. I don't think I know any sexy conspiracy theorists.

The conspiracy theorist look by UltimateDoge May 26, 2022

Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists) by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Cuntspiracy Theorist 

An arrogant moron who spends the majority of his or her time 'researching' (reading ridiculous, insane conspiracy websites that adhere to his or her already ridiculous, insane worldview) conspiracy theories, and alienating his or herself from those he or she is closest to by means of constant ranting and raving about said theories.

Oh man, we accidentally elected a cuntspiracy theorist to the highest office.

OR

Man, all of these people I thought were cool in high school turned out to be right wing cuntspiracy theorists.

Cuntspiracy Theorist by ZachVan March 28, 2017

ConspiracyTheorist 

Means 100% factually correct; So, like most things in the modern world the definition literally means the exact opposite to the words presented.

The mainstream media has confirmed that the recent report in relation to “any 100% truth goes here” originated initially from a very well known ConspiracyTheorist

ConspiracyTheorist by frankmy69er August 20, 2021