Conspiracy-head

A term for conspiracy theorists and conspiracy theory addict

Plural: Conspiracy-heads

Examples: Alex Jones, Anti-WEF people, Anti-Semites, Donald Trump, Qanon, Right Wingers, evangelicals, Robert Murdoch, White Supremacists and Great Replacement believers

Conspiracy-head: Klaus Schwab is the Anti-christ!

Mike: (Angrily slaps on the cheek) He is not, Conspiracy-head. Do some research on Wikipedia

by Porg009 May 20, 2022

Newmertz Conspiracy

When you don't mention a term in class but you still put it multiple times on the test.

Person 1: Man that test was hard
Person 2: Yea, there was definitely a newmertz conspiracy cause I didn't know any of those terms

by mertzmemes December 5, 2016

Conspiracy Theorists

Conspiracy Theorists are large groups of underachievers who talk about unrealistic huge world-wide conspiracies, that apparently no one is aware of, except some angry kids and man-children in front of their keyboards.
Essentially, it's a way for them to feel smarter than the establishment and thus it alleviates their feelings of inferiority.

Conspiracy Theorists: "Dude you realize even Tila Tequila exposed the flat earth conspiracy theory?"

Sane Person: "She also thinks she is a clone, right?"

Conspiracy Theorists: "Holy Shit! Even more Illuminati lies exposed."

Sane Person:*Sigh*

by whitecismale (very privileged) October 6, 2016

Conspiracy Theorist

A person who believes that he holds the "absolute truth" and all those around who disagree with him are either naive , oblivious to the "truth" or just bought off by the clandestine organizations who pull the "strings of humanity" and manipulate events in order to achieve word domination. Such beliefs along with the feeling of persecutions could be linked to paranoia and various forms of delusion. Critical thinking should not be confused with consiracy theorism since the supreme majority of the conspiracists believe many things that are pure fiction and are more than willing to eat up everything that fits their story, even when that's debunked.

- A typical conspiracy theorist is characterized by belief in chemtrails, New World Order domination, Illuminati, zionists, freemasons and other "secret" organizations, denial of the 9/11 attacks, moonlanding, climate change and many a more.

by CorruptedSoul February 28, 2016

Conspiracy Theorist

Deluded person who falls for every satire article and hoax video on the internet and re-posts (usually without even reading or viewing the content themselves) it on Facebook in the belief that they are saving the world by doing so.

conspiracy theorist

by Tee4 March 1, 2015

conspiracy

A theory of another result other than the one fed to one through mainstream lies. It is usually more documented, relevant, logical, and resourceful that what is commonly accepted as the truth surrounding an event.

Also see:
september 11th
osama bin laden

Oswald killed Kennedy alone? No.

It was CIA in conjunction with the military industrial complex.

by InsertMoniker December 28, 2003

Conspiracy!

A game typically played on paper in which many things are humorously or randomly linked together and often tied to a central object. It is a parody of pundit Glenn Beck and his blackboard conspiracies

I'm going to play Conspiracy! and tie George Soros to kids dying in kiddie pools.

by MythDebunker154 June 20, 2011