Condiments

The increasingly common street name for poppers. Can be used as a code word when poppers isnt entirely appropriate.

"I'm really in the mood for some condiments"

"Well go to the chippy and get some ; )"

by credit crunch August 10, 2008

conice

cobmination of prefix co- meaning jointly and root -nice meaning pleasing; agreeable; delightful.

thus rendering jointly pleasing.

"raspberry and cream are conice, but each i hate on it's own"

"coeducation, that some conice ass in the hallways"

"conicely located upon the tops of the highest peaks in the range, the northwestern pacific tree octopusi gives a spectacular display of the coordination"

by a_man_called_brian October 30, 2007

Sleeping Condiments

Anything you use when you're sleeping/going to sleep. These 'condiments' include pillows, blow-up mattresses, sleep attire, lingerie, blankets, etc.

Be sure to bring your sleeping condiments when you come over.

by Urban Defines July 9, 2017

conifer

The combination celebrity name the tabloid press will give to Connie Chung and Jennifer Lopez after they've both turned lesbian and become a romantic couple.

TMZ reports a Conifer sighting last week at l'usine de putain, Wolfgang Puck's new restaurant in La Jolla.

by bal-de-vis January 25, 2010

contimental drift

1. the gradually transformation of an idea as it drifts off to different continents.

2. the separating or merging of the human consciousness.

The way Japanese and European hip hop differ from its American origins is an example of contimental drift.

by kris takahashi April 24, 2009

condimensation

The little bit of water found in the top of condiments: mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise. mmmm

condiments + condensation = condimesation

"Unless you don't shake the condimensation out of this mustard, your sandwich is sure to get damp"

-A friend

by pseudotreetrunk August 17, 2011

conmentary

Any sports commentary designed to be deceptive, promote the image of the team the commentator is supporting or exposes the delusional tendencies of commentators

Making somebody out to be the greatest bowler. And then he bowls a wide. Conmentary at its best.

by randomvoodoogirl March 21, 2011