concraption

A poorly designed device, often impractical and/or ineffective.

Look at that concraption holding his muffler on. That bungee cord will melt in no time!

by jackdh4x0r December 28, 2005

concert depression

After a concert you have been waiting for for ages ends and you have nothing else to look forward to and everything you do reminds you of the concert.

I've got really bad concert depression.

by Em5sos June 5, 2016

Chris Moss Concert

Say it fast. Chris-Moss (Christmas). So if someone says they're going to the Chris Moss Concert in December, go along with it and tell them you have front row seats. They'll be appalled that you know what they're talking about. They like to refer to Christmas as a person (Chris Moss) and pretend that he's a famous singer/writer. So hurry and get those tickets, because who doesn't love Chris Moss?!??!

Clare: OMG I'm soooo excited for the Chris Moss Concert on December 25th!
David: Who the heck is Chris Moss??!?
Clare: Wow, you've never heard of him? He's a christian-pop singer. Duh, he's so famous.
David: Ohhhh.................. (proceeds to look up Chris Moss on google but does not find any results).

by hollyjollychristmas November 7, 2011

Post-concert depression

The feeling of depression after going to a really good concert. Usually involves depression over the fact that your lives purpose is now fufilled after seeing your favourite band. Also can involve depression over the fact that you might not see that band for a long time. The best remedy for post-concert depression is going to shows with local bands, as they tend to play more often and will keep you sustained.

"That concert was so good!"
"Yeah but now they won't be back for a long time."
"Oh man, that blows...I've got like, post-concert depression now!"

by Zarkron the Conquerer March 12, 2006

concast

An insult towards comcast, used to describe their poor service.

You guys have comcast?

MORE LIKE CONCAST. HAHAHA

by sunsnail July 6, 2007

concert hoe

someone who goes to 50+ concerts year

"have you seen Rachael?"
"nah she's at catfish and the bottleman concert tonight"
"she's such a concert hoe."

by zen February 1, 2016

Concavenator corcovatus

Concavenator corcovatus was a 20 foot long Carcharodontosaurid Carnosaur that lived in Spain during the Early Cretaceous(specifically 130 million years ago). Concavenator is unique among its relatives because of the distinctive spine on its back which was probably used for display, or supported a hump, or may have even aided in swimming as a sail. Along with this, Concavenator possessed knobs on it’s forelimb, which could be feathers; if the knobs are feathers, then Concavenator would be the first Carcharodontosaurid with evidence of feathers. Possible prey of the Concavenator included the sauropod Aragosaurus, mainly different species of Iguanodont, the stegosaur Craterosaurus, and Hypsilophodontids Hylaeosaurus, Stenopelix, and Valdosaurus. Pelecanimimus, an ornithomimid, may have also been on Concavenator's menu.

Concavenator corcovatus is still cooler than Spinosaurus aegyptiacus.

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 19, 2018