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Compare excel reports

Expose yourself to your partner
Hey can we compare excel reports?
by J-dogmusic January 11, 2021
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share and compare

When you and one or more friends, whip out your dicks and share and compare them with each other.
The party was crazy. Me, Zach, jake, Michael, and Will played share and compare.
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Bitch beyond compare

(1)Someone who is far up one's ass.

(2)Someone who outdoes other people's bitchyness.

(3)Description of a situation which is a defining low point in one's life.
(1)Randall will do anything for Sandra. He is her bitch beyond compare.

(2) Did you hear that that Joanna won on Big Brother? She is a bitch beyond compare.

(3)Oh man, I lost the ticket for the final of the world series. This is such a bitch beyond compare.
by Welck August 4, 2007
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comprendez

Used in a slightly demenaing manner inquiring a person's understanding of a subject. French word meaning to understand, in the "Vous" conjucation of comprender.
Alayna is a Hoochie, Comprendez?
by Chris April 6, 2004
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no comprende

what the fuck are you talking about???? getting too deep / intentionally esoteric just for the fucks sake. just say what you mean straight up otherwise i'll just say 'no comprende'.
my high socialist buddy started off right away with how the meaning of life was symbolized by ... <bla bla bla bla>...... I am totally like at a loss to even begin to respond so I just say "no comprende, dude"
by creature69 April 30, 2020
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comprende

Buddy, pal, bff. Often used by Amir Blumenfeld.
Amir: Hey, comprende. Door's locked.

Jake: Yeah, I'm trying to get some work done.
by Oh Sheesh February 7, 2010
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comparative grammar

To imagine language as a thick head of human hair, as found on Michael Landon, Carrot Top, or Cher, and exhaustively split and redefine each strand and follicle for the sole purpose of making something that is hard even harder.
I thought I knew how to speak, read, and write until I studied comparative grammar.
by Barely Literate December 27, 2007
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