Commuter Cancer

Weight gain and late onset diabetes caused by drinking large amounts of soda and eating junk food during a long commute. Other symptoms may include excess chins and front butt.

"John can't come to the buffet this weekend, he got commuter cancer."

by meter76 February 9, 2009

Commitment Sandwich

a burger or sandwich so messy that once you pick it up you can't set it down or it will fall apart, thus you are committed once you begin.

That burger was a real commitment sandwich.

by Forbin117 June 7, 2011

committing bukakke

commiting getting into a call in the best group on discord ever Bukakke Club

Committing bukakke is fun!

by TheRealBossRPG November 2, 2020

YouTube shorts commenters

Actual cancer. It makes the among us community look mature.

Usually say something a long the lines of :

“(insert quote from the video)”

“No one:
Literally no one:
Not even (insert “funny” noun)
Me: farts

“Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS”

“First”

“As a (insert word)…”

“I’m depressed, my mom has cancer, and my dad left, this video made me feel 10x better!”

“(Insert quote) - Sun Tzu”

1: I’m going to look at the comments on this YouTube shorts.

2: Bro the YouTube shorts commenters are fucking stupid, don’t.

by Women are women amirite? September 22, 2023

Commietard

A combination of the words commie and retard. A person who thinks it is cool to be communist, but are completely ignorant of how communism actually works. Typically dumb teenagers.

Dave:Stalin was the greatest communist leader ever!
Kevin:Fuck off ya commietard...

by Mr. Treeplant January 5, 2009

commitment disorder

A regular guy thing to have, being afraid of commitment.

Guy 1: "So, did you already move in together with her?"
Guy 2: "No, not yet."
Guy 1: "Dude, you have a serious commitment disorder."

by tony_tiger February 24, 2008

committed hook up

1.A relationship which is not emotionally committed, but is monogamous.
2.A weekend only boyfriend/girlfriend who hooks up with you but is not hooking up with anyone else in the time between hook ups.

I am not ready for a serious relationship, but I need to have some fun so Alex is my committed hook up.

by AbAbyyy1622 October 8, 2009