Columbine

by Anonymous September 23, 2003
Get the Columbine mug.

Columbine

A term that commonly refers to a deadly school shooting in 1999 at the eponymous high school in the unincorporated area of Columbine (NOT Littleton), Colorado. The attack was carried out by gunman Eric Harris (18) and Dylan Klebold (17). Though common misconceptions point to cultural influences like Marylin Manson, DOOM and gothic subculture and the effect of school bullying, Dave Cullen's extraordinary expose of the tragedy dispels many of these myths.

To put it briefly, Eric was a psychopath who was obsessed with violence and formulated the attack, which was to be a bombing, for years. He fantasized about numerous, high-scale attacks, strived to outdo any previous instance of American domestic terrorism with hundreds of fatalities, and kept a detailed journal of every little facet of their plan. It was his idea. It could be said that Eric almost singlehandedly carried out the attacks. He was sadistic, without empathy and saw everyone as inferior.
Dylan was a depressive tagalong who simply wanted a way out of life. He looked to Eric for approval for everything. He was good at heart and almost chickened out more than once. He wrote about love and crushes in his journal and simply saw himself as a failure. He put very little toward the attacks.
Columbine was a tragedy heavily reported at the turn of the millennium, but so many were misinformed. Dave Cullen's Columbine is a modern marvel and everyone should read it before claiming to know everything about the massacre.
by omnomon September 12, 2012
Get the Columbine mug.

Columbine

The worlds sexiest thing to ever happen to mankind. Containing the two sexiest people.
Amanda: Did you see Eric at columbine he is so hot
Lilith: I prefer Dylan
by Sexydaddy1999 January 22, 2018
Get the Columbine mug.

Columbine

In a nutshell: Two kids got angry around 1998 cause the sky was blue. Started builing bombs. Got some chick to purchase their guns except for the TEC-9 Which was purchased by Eric Harris. Went on a killing spree for about 17 minutes. Were originally gonna kill around 600 people. Man, They diden't even come close.
::Looks at gun:: ::looks at bully:: ::looks at gun again::, Just needed a little motivation.
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 18, 2005
Get the Columbine mug.

Columbine

Might be used for the actual shooting or to refer to that kid in school this kid might have/do the following

A fedora

A trench coat

Oddly squared shaped glasses
Doesn’t get any pussy

Is master prestige in call of duty

Might be decided into five risk factors

Oddly large backpack/gym bag (doesn’t actually go there)

Rules to follow
Run if they reach into the back pack (Naruto run if necessary)
Run if they start saying how today is finally the day

They can be avoided using exo suits

This individuals might also be known as Eugenes
He is a total columbine
Remember the backpack rule.......Right?
That kid over there might become a columbine you know?
run
by Sausage maker October 08, 2019
Get the Columbine mug.

Columbine

What angsty teens pull when they're rejected by even the NAZI club.
Man Fuck You I'm pulling a Columbine
by fuckerssss May 17, 2007
Get the Columbine mug.

culinary columbine

A horrible meal that is the result of a massacre in the kitchen.
His mother cooked Thanksgiving dinner, it was a culinary columbine.
by NCdubmixer November 21, 2009
Get the culinary columbine mug.