Confusion Boner

1) When a situation or scenario creates a state of arousal contrary to the normal tendencies of the one becoming aroused, thus also creating a situation of sexual confusion.

2) When something that should not be considered arousing actually creates arousal.

3) When one is not sure if something is sexually appealing or not.

Is this sexy? Because it's giving me a total confusion boner right now...

by thatthingoverthere June 5, 2011

mass confusion

Father's Day in the ghetto.

LBJ's "War on Poverty" was a $5,000,000,000,000.00 boondoggle that destroys black families to this very day.

Maury: "In our seemingly endless series on mass confusion, Boomsheeka 'Miss Thang' Chickenheader is about to find out the results of her 87th paternity test."

Boomsheeka: "This is gonna be the one Maury; I am sure this time. D'tronne is definitely the father."

Maury: (thinking to himself that he needs to get a REAL job) "D'tronne... is NOT the father!"

Boomsheeka: "Aiiiyeeeee!" (runs backsatge and slides down wall)

by One Stark Reality May 17, 2008

Jump to conclusions mat

its a mat with different conclusions you can jump too. the worst idea ever.

see office space

by vincenzo December 3, 2003

Latvian Train collision

A weird sex act involving two people with their assholes facing each other so both holes touch. Each person squeezes out a huge long shit so they both collide like trains coming out of tunnels. Then the people ejaculate and cover themselves in the shit and cum so it looks like the flag of Latvia.

"Jim and I achieved the Latvian Train collision after 10,000 other successful attempts."

by Ekker October 10, 2021

collusionist

A “Collusionist” is basically than same exact thing as a “Conspiracy Theorist”. The largest distinction differentiating the two is that the “Collusionist” are considered as a much more highly reliable and credible expert. Their views and positions are all based on true actual data as when compared to the “Conspiracy Theorist”. Which in turn, their views should always be regarded or addressed to as them being off their Medications and if they are not presently taking any Medications, they need to be immediately prescribed as to conform to the true “Collusionist’s” Pre-Approved Stance on the issue being currently discussed.

The “Collusionist’s” Research and Data, is also notably regarded for their accuracy relating to any controversial subject matter. These Individuals, Groups or Societies can be often be seen, heard or read about and are frequently much quoted as such on all the major Mainstream Media(MSM) News Outlets present today.

The word “Collusionist” being used properly in a sentence;

“I am not a Conspiracy Theorist, I am a Collusionist…, there’s big difference!”

by mMGRHMow March 10, 2017

collapsion

1. The result of a disastrous collapse

2. An overwhelming mess

1. The surrounding area was put off limits by police because of the roof's collapsion after a heavy snow.

2. My house is a total collapsion, so I'm cleaning before my mother arrives.

by Daniel Lucy October 4, 2006

cooch contusion

discoloration of the vagina after being smanged (the combination of being smashed and banged) usually resulting with a purple color, like a bruise.

Guy: "Whoa girl what happened to your cooch??"
Girl: "Ehhhh I got smanged pretty good..."
Guy: "Daaaaaang girl it looks like you got yourself a cooch contusion"

by raikoue March 30, 2011