Anyone who has the last name Celis basically has protection from the Mafia for his/her whole life. Celis' once saved the Mafia gang from an oncoming onslaught of the Latin Kings, now do you know why they don't exist anymore? Because of that the Mafia granted full protection to any Celis and would make their life as luxurious as they wanted. Also the Celis' are known of their charming Charisma and great looks.
Tony Celis:Hi,um can I get it the club now? It's been 20 minutes and I've already seen like 5 people leave.
Security Guard:Well you're just going to have to stay here for 20 more minutes then! I ain't bustin open no doors for some punk ass like you?
Tony Celis:Sir.. do you know who I am?
Security Guard:Yeah, I know you're a punk ass!
Tony Celis: My name is Tony Celis you stupid fuck! And unless you open those damn doors I am going to fuckin take your head and shove it up your ass so deep you'll be shitting out of your fuckin mouth for the next month.
Securit Guard: Oh my God!.... your a...a..a Celis...Sir I am so sorry about the whole misunderstanding. Please come in...
Security Guard:Well you're just going to have to stay here for 20 more minutes then! I ain't bustin open no doors for some punk ass like you?
Tony Celis:Sir.. do you know who I am?
Security Guard:Yeah, I know you're a punk ass!
Tony Celis: My name is Tony Celis you stupid fuck! And unless you open those damn doors I am going to fuckin take your head and shove it up your ass so deep you'll be shitting out of your fuckin mouth for the next month.
Securit Guard: Oh my God!.... your a...a..a Celis...Sir I am so sorry about the whole misunderstanding. Please come in...
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The protocol is, whoever made the initial call is the one who calls back; the other doesn't attempt to reconnect. This eliminates those awkward moments when both parties try to reconnect at the same time.
The protocol is, whoever made the initial call is the one who calls back; the other doesn't attempt to reconnect. This eliminates those awkward moments when both parties try to reconnect at the same time.
"I lost you so I tried to call you back but I kept going straight to voicemail."
"You should have followed the Colasante Protocol.
"You should have followed the Colasante Protocol.
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The bars add nothing to the actual glasses other than giving the wearer a so called sense of style or originality.
also maybe worn with a Swag Rag.
The shades them selves come in many different color and styles some with bars and no lenses which defeat the purpose of wearing sunglasses to begin with.
The bars add nothing to the actual glasses other than giving the wearer a so called sense of style or originality.
also maybe worn with a Swag Rag.
The shades them selves come in many different color and styles some with bars and no lenses which defeat the purpose of wearing sunglasses to begin with.
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The word itself comes from the Greek words for 'beauty' and 'strength'.
At the most elite level, Calisthenics competitors are required to have a high level of flexibility, strength, balance and control, precision, technique, and execution.
Not as well-known as it deserves to be. Also, the hardest sport to explain to a person who hasn't heard of it.
The word itself comes from the Greek words for 'beauty' and 'strength'.
At the most elite level, Calisthenics competitors are required to have a high level of flexibility, strength, balance and control, precision, technique, and execution.
Not as well-known as it deserves to be. Also, the hardest sport to explain to a person who hasn't heard of it.
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