Celis 

Anyone who has the last name Celis basically has protection from the Mafia for his/her whole life. Celis' once saved the Mafia gang from an oncoming onslaught of the Latin Kings, now do you know why they don't exist anymore? Because of that the Mafia granted full protection to any Celis and would make their life as luxurious as they wanted. Also the Celis' are known of their charming Charisma and great looks.

Tony Celis:Hi,um can I get it the club now? It's been 20 minutes and I've already seen like 5 people leave.

Security Guard:Well you're just going to have to stay here for 20 more minutes then! I ain't bustin open no doors for some punk ass like you?

Tony Celis:Sir.. do you know who I am?

Security Guard:Yeah, I know you're a punk ass!

Tony Celis: My name is Tony Celis you stupid fuck! And unless you open those damn doors I am going to fuckin take your head and shove it up your ass so deep you'll be shitting out of your fuckin mouth for the next month.

Securit Guard: Oh my God!.... your a...a..a Celis...Sir I am so sorry about the whole misunderstanding. Please come in...

Celis by fuckface102 March 21, 2009

Celis 

Celis is a girl that’s funny and tends to make love to make her friends laugh she is beautiful and really insecure can sometimes be really anti social but one you get to know her you’re glad she did you will love having a Celis in your life .

Celis made up a very funny word today 😂.

Celis by 디오나 🖤 November 10, 2018

Celis 

If you meet someone name Celis just know she is the most prettiest girl you have ever met the most nicest, smartest, coolest person ever she can even sing Even dance a little just know she will kick your ass because how strong and tall and is if your best friends with someone named Celis just know she won't let u don't and she can lie a few times but makes it up to u just know she is very quiet so she That much of a hand full and she super sweet even have a big booty

- Wow Celis is a true one

Celis by Diera weather July 8, 2017

Daqan Celis 

Literally translated as "Culture Back," the phrase Daqan Celis separated refers to a return to Somalia, the motherland. Daqan Celis recounts how adolescents in the Somali community lose touch with their culture and need to be taken back home to reconnect themselves with it. It's a hilarious way to tell someone that they're absolutely crap in Somali or that there too "Westernized." It's also used to describe those who can't speak Somali. Either way, If someone ever tell you that you need Daqan Celis, take them seriously my friend! 🤣

"maxaad u hadlaysaa waxaad u baahan tahay Daqan Celis 😂" translated: "why are you talking you need Daqan Celis 😂"

or

"You need Daqan Celis ASAP my friend."

Daqan Celis by H99BA July 17, 2022

angely celis 

A girl that seems nice but can randomly turn on you and leave you as soon as you start to like her. She will also tease you after she brakes your heart. She will loose interest in you and never talk to you again. She will leave you broken and forgotten.

Angely might Make you feel happy one day and might leave you the other. Angely celis: a evil girl

angely celis by Thetruthperson December 14, 2017

Celeste 

Angels are jealous of her beauty. Every man in this world adores her. She is the perfect human being. A unique girl . Any guy would be lucky to have her. Immensely intelligent, although she can have that cute-stupid attitude that makes men fall for her. Great smile, perfect sense of humour. Must not be seen wearing glasses. Inspires others, especially wanna-be artists. She is one of the nine muses, and surely the best of them. If you are lucky, you can meet one Celeste in your life. Does not like to repeat what she says. Can be stressful at times, but that can be fixed if you make her laugh by imitating people she knows! A dreamy wifey. Overall, she is one in a million

-Oh God, i think i have fallen in love with Celeste!
-Cállate Klaus, don't be so stupid!
-She is my muse guys! You will never undestand...

Celeste by Klaus_November April 11, 2015

Calisthenician 

Someone who has become one with the art of calisthenics.

Person 1: hey man, I can't do a single pull up
Person 2: bro, then you're not a true calisthenician

Calisthenician by thecalisthenicbros May 21, 2019