Coincidunce

When a situation that is a chance occurrence , happens and is both coincidental as well one that makes you feel or, could make you look like a person that is less than intelligent.

I went to get a coffee and the intimidating and nice seeming barista that I've been trying to find a way to be friends with was working. I finally got the order spoken correctly except, for the last part when I told him to make it full. He gave me a confused look and then said, "Did you just tell me to make it fool?" Either I didn't say clear enough or he heard wrong. What a Coincidunce! I felt silly.

by Xsavior O. December 26, 2010

Coincidence

How would you know that I asked that question not long ago?

I am the one who is keeping you on your toes, not the other way around:) glad we got that cleared up😘
Hmmm…

Coincidence??? I know the time you are talking about…

You know I have my deep thinking face on lol…

Hmmm…

You befuddle me…

I can’t even think … thinking about 0603… and that went to another 2 numbers…
Yep, my mind is gone now…

Ironic story, I never believed in coincidence s… there is always a reason…

by Just a girl with 💔 April 23, 2023

Coincidancing

A term created by teenagers in their boredom that means: Coincidentally dancing

Angela calls James on the phone.

James: hello?

Angela: Hi James it's me. Angela. I just got this new cd I'm dancing to. What are you doing?

James: I'm at the club..dancing.....

Angela: OMG! We're coincidancing!!!

by imamelindayouknow June 26, 2010

Coincidence

Something that doesn't connect between A and B, and doesn't appear to relate between the two, if it does at all.

It doesn't seem to be any coincidence that both officers involved in Minneapolis area killings were senior officers and not newcomers. Perhaps someone (benefitted from) wanted newcomers to be given more of a chance than the old school officers, to be thought by the public to be safer and somehow more trustworthy.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

coincidence

coincidence is not a coincidence but it is a cruel truth

coincidence is not a coincidence but it is a cruel truth

by SamMafian March 23, 2022

Coincidence

No bitch and sometimes it's not. It's not a coincidence you don't care whether or not she's fucking the retard and you likely KNOW she's fucking the retard from seeing the situation from 3rd person perspective. You don't care and you want to punish me for EVEN DARING TO CARE.

Hym "I'm acting in accordance with my own will. It's no coincidence that that the double standards exists. My crime is caring whether or not she's fucking the retard and taking steps to catch her. That is all. You're acting like a wo.an who gets caught cheating except by proxy."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2023

Coincidence

A gathering of high-power Jews.

Did you see that photo of Epstein with Dershowitz, Pinker, and Summers?

Ya, what coincidence.

by freyan November 24, 2023