coonus

A person of afican american origin, usually named timmy, fred, julius or kudzi

me: have you met that cool guy called kudzi?
man/woman: no but he sound like a cool coonus.

by coontastic 69 February 2, 2018

Coconads

The joining of the nicknames for Colin & Nadia. Coco+Nads=Coconads

Coconads has the most fashionable women's golf apparel!

by coconads November 26, 2021

Spelling Coconuts

While a man is laying naked, flat on his back, a woman sits upon his erect erection and imagines her pussy is a beautiful bushy paint brush spelling out the letters 'C O C O N U T S' in a rhythmic sexual flow of motion.

Chad: "Nancy was totally spelling coconuts last night and now I think she's pregnant"
Brad: "oh fuck.....
Chad:.....
Brad:....
Chad and Brad: "I fucking love COCONUTS"

by Kamalani1122 July 17, 2019

Spell coconut

Spell coconut: a sexual term used while having sex; basically you’re riding and while you’re on top riding you have to spell the word coconut with your hips while on top.

Bae waittt lemme spell coconut

by itsscece1212 July 18, 2019

coconut kiss

simply put, a blow job, fellatio or head - however you want to say it.

inspired by a drink called coconut kiss that looks like jizz in a bottle.

I totally gave Thomas a coconut kiss last night!

Omg did you hear that Emily gave Freddie a coconut kiss?

Where's Michelle? Oh she's giving Tony a coconut kiss.

by bethbabex June 15, 2009

Coconut Waffledog

The act of a person sprinkling coconut on a fresh pile of dog shit then smearing it onto a waffle or pancake. ( Usually a waffle ) The person will then proceed to ejaculate onto it, after which he/she will eat it.

My girlfriend made me a Coconut Waffledog and after eating it my shit smelled like coconut for 3 weeks.

by shox178 November 30, 2011

Coconut Oil

When your skills are worse than Dog Water and Rice Water combined

KID SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR A DOG WATER COCONUT OIL SHITTER LITERALLY KYS

by SnowOz February 6, 2021