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cockney

Literally, a person born within earshot of the bells of St Mary-le-Bow church in what is now the City of London. However, technically speaking there can be no cockneys born after 1945 since the bells were destroyed by German bombs during WWII.

Today the term has expanded to encompass not only those from East London specifically but from London in general. The latter tends to be attributed by non-Londoners, stemming from their ignorance of the true meaning of the word.
by hux May 31, 2003
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coconutb

Coconutb means someone with a very small penis but a large brain
" Look at that guy hes totally a Coconutb"
by smellyfartcan123 March 8, 2019
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No cuts, No buts, No coconuts

One of those bullshit rhymes you said back in elementary school when some cock-juggling thundercunt decided to cut in line at the drinking fountain, lunch, etc.

Hearing this after nearly two decades can cause a nostalgia breakdown.
Hey, Jimmy! No cuts, No buts, No coconuts!
by blanket456 December 18, 2012
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Coconut Gun

Fires in spurts. If you get shot you'll probably die
Oh god no his coconut gun can fire in spurts
by upinyocribdawg68 May 8, 2020
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special coconut

A individual that does some suspicious activities that will cause you to question if are they okay in the head
by on August 18, 2019
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Use your coconut

1) Making wise decisions ( informal)

2) Ponder and mull over before reaching a decision

3) The act of reminding someone to think with an educated and sophisticated mind before giving ideas or commencing on something (sarcastic tone)
1) Mark should learn to use his coconut before foolishly making impolite comments regarding Amy's espouse with a meager-earning taxi driver.

2) " Use your coconut, John!",John's boss bellowed at the top of his voice when John naively wrote an economics essay for his marketing project.
by Reno Glavictoz September 4, 2010
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cocanaut

/ˈkōkəˈnɑu̯t/

co•ca•naut

def.: a cocanaut is someone who explores altered states of consciousness through the use of cocaine
I've done six 8 balls this week. I'm a straight-up cocanaut.
by TheTallestPsychonaut July 16, 2021
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