cocksaw

The Act of melting or squashing something using men stacked belly to back, face down in speedo's, while other men use the stacked men's arms and legs as the ends of a saw by pulling them back and forth in a sawing motion, resulting in a cocksaw.

Jack hid the key's to the guy's cars in a block of ice, telling them the only way to get it is to perfom the dreaded cocksaw.

by D & H January 10, 2008

cockslapping the mona lisa

AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.

Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!

Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*

by Curtis Mortemer August 20, 2008

Cockslave

Someone who is unreasonably persistant at defending a video games potential flaw, or a video game in general, even when all evidence is stacked against them.

E.g. getting smug and condescending when somebody criticises the update patterns of a game:

"Personally I've no objection at all to waiting and I just love surprises so I hope they don't tell us what's coming with future releases. :steamhappy:"

How it would be used in a sentence:
"Chicken is such a cockslave, why is he even defending that gameplay mechanic when he's only just started playing the game?"

by bighomiemood January 2, 2019

Cockslayer

A term used for one who is unreliable, never on time, and never comes through with anything he or she may say. Always tells lies, sometimes may be annoying, and overall very biased. This can relflect any person that may have screwed you or someone else over.

Lucas: I can't believe she stood me up last night, why would she ever do that?
Casey: Dude I know right what a cockslayer.

Lucas: Of course, Alex says he was going to get us food for free, but as always he didn't come through.
Casey: I know dude he always finds a way to slay our cocks.

by Alleyoopskim9 November 24, 2011

Cockslap

When you write penis in big letters on your hand with wet ink, then slap someone round the face so the word _PENIS_ in prints on their face. :)
It's another term for bitchslap basically. (:

"I'll bitchslap you!"
"Oh yeah? Well I'll cockslap you!"

by DinosaurRoarrx March 23, 2010

phone cockslap

A situation where you dominate a girl over text that you actually cock slap the phone.

girl:"oh babe I cant believe how right you are about that"
dude: "yes, I know. I am the son of Zeus" *phone cockslap*

by eekcmnads December 2, 2009

Cockslam

Using the dick to knockout a individual or a group.

Did you see Ricky get cockslam by bob?

by Tuna Mclovin June 21, 2016