shit face cockmaster

the act of being a shit face and loving cock at the same time(a homo asshole) that wont shut the fuck up

fuckin billy was being a shit face cockmaster so i slapped the shit out of him then teabag the fuck out of his face

by ed is awesome June 18, 2008

dick faced cockmaster

1) one who implies that the reciever of such a statement is in fact a homosexual who isnt very nice

Shut the fuck up you dick faced cockmaster

by sheezy boy February 14, 2003

Shit-Faced Cockmaster

/N/ One that has a face consisting of solid excretion of the anus, and is the master of all the is and related to the male genitalia.

"I hate you, you stupid shit-faced cockmaster, I think your mother went to school on raising shit-faced cockmasters, that is why you are such a shit-faced cockmaster... thank you."

by Coolio January 16, 2004

Aviation Cockmaster

The politically correct term for pilot, as coined by 2 the Ranting Gryphon and General Flying Fox. Stems from the terms aviation and cockpit.

Person A: "Dude, the pilot on that plane was a dick."

Person B: "Hey, uncool, they're called aviation cockmasters."

by vgmaster831 January 18, 2011

cockmaster

a monkey that likes to jack of into his mouth.

Look there dady, a monkey!
Thats not a monkey thats a cockmaster

by uncle fuggah September 16, 2023

Cockmaster

A man who can give 2 women head at once

"Yo bro my friend is a cockmaster on god"

by Womendestroyer February 19, 2023

Cockmaster

A person who owns/operates a website dedicated to the art and skill of cock and penis. Used to describe people who spend lots of time on the computer and or you think are homosexual.

Man, My history teacher is such a Cockmaster. He laughs at his computer and smells his ballcheese all day.

by xboxlivesucks June 21, 2009