Cobbwebs

When the man ejaculates on to his hands, rubs them together, pulls them apart leaving sticking strings of semen hanging between his hands, and goes behind someone and puts the strings in front of the face of the other. Then pulls his hands back, leaving his sticking residue on the person. Usually done to a lover or as a prank to a good friend.

Ex 1: Matt: Dude I gave Jake some sick cobbwebs yesterday.

Sebastian: Sweeet!

Ex 2: Samantha: OMG last night i asked Charlie to give me some cobbwebs. It was sooo hot.

by HUEGHcobra June 24, 2010

cobwebs

A state of being to describe a vulva that hasn't seen any cock action for many years.

She has cobwebs in her coochie.

by Marjor E December 7, 2006

Cobwebbing

The Extremely offencive way of dumping your girlfriend involving shagging her bearback from behind then pulling out and jaffing on your own hand while symoltaniously fleming onto her back to give her the impression that you jizzed on her back and when she turns around to look at you slapping her around the face with a hand full of your own jizz before running out of the joint before she can bite your cock clean off and spit it in your face.

I just cobwebbed my girlfriend... I don't think I like her anymore

by Richard November 25, 2004

blowing the cobwebs out your muffler

The act of masterbating when it's been a while since you last have.

Aye man imma go blow the cobwebs out my muffler. Hints blowing the cobwebs out your muffler.

by Yassica June 14, 2015

Fixing cobwebs

A slang term, often used by persons under the influence of the psychedelic compound psilocybin. The term "cobwebs" refers to the strange cobweb like appearance of hair (often pubic) and oftentime also refers to the point of excessive masturbation and climax, so that the semen sticks to stomach hair, and dries together creating a cobweb like appearance.

Anquon:CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Ausey- Nah man, I'm fixing cobwebs.
Anquon:...sooo....CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Travis-Shit niggie, tryina fix mah cobwebs.

by Cobwebfixerupper September 13, 2009

codweb

Where a spider makes as his home. The real word for cobwebs

The spinder spun a codweb to catch the flies

by Harriette Yellow June 11, 2008

Cobwebs

When a guy's pre-ejaculate comes out of his penis and sticks to his chest/thigh resembling a cobweb.

James got so excited when he was making out with his girlfriend that he had so many cobwebs in his trousers.

by Sold For Parts July 31, 2011