Crushed Up

Meth, Methamphetamine, Crystal Meth, to crush up "diamonds", "pink diamonds"

"Diamonds CRUSHED UP in my face I can see it" - Future

by bigdbiggie February 19, 2019

can of crushed assholes

An Australian term for a can of preserved dates.

Aunt Edna put the can of crushed assholes into the sticky date pud.

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

carlton crushed

A new internet phenomenon that is similar to getting Rick Rolld. The difference is that getting Carlton Crushed has a video of Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air doing his dance.

There are various links to this, including www.images.bigbig.com, www.tech-news.tk, and much more.

"Hey man! Some guy just told me to go to this one website, but then a video of some dancing black guy started playing!"

"Haha! You just got Carlton Crushed!"

by NB_Nathan April 7, 2008

can of crushed arseholes

to be classified as a stupid person

Colford is as smart as a can of crushed arseholes

by Electric Turnip May 9, 2006

crushed

When a club, dance floor, concert, etc. is very full with people.

When the DJ finally hit the right beat, that dance floor was crushed!

by guido August 1, 2003

Crushed it

The act of masterbation.

I Crushed it right before I came over.

by Neil Jannsen November 27, 2007

crushed it

term used to self promote whatever gay ass meal, or loser crossfit workout you just posted about on facebook.

Douche: "Dude, I just had some bullshit trendy meal, and did 50 sets of burpees...I fucking crushed it!"

Other guy: "Fag!"

by hatinintheqc December 13, 2012