closeted marxist

When a person, who affiliates him/herself with stark conservatives, but at the same time displays deep affection towards socialist welfare states, then that person is a closeted marxist.

- Isn't it weird that Jack Posobiec is so busy talking 24/7 about how good it is to live in Poland?
- Yeah, since Poland is a socialist welfare state, with many Venezuela-like programs implemented using taxpayers money by the Kaczyński's PiS party government.
- Right! I guess he's just another closeted marxist.

by WhiteDudeFromPoland November 19, 2018

Closeted pedophile

Guys stuck in their 13 years old fantasies who are attracted to school girls and girls who dress very young with pink hair and anime/cartoonish vibes.

A- Dude check out this girl
B-WTF you’re a sick Closeted pedophile and you need help!

by Nihilistic Virgin May 31, 2021

closter

1)To be John Joi and have nothing better to do but critsize people in the town of closter.

Oh my god, your and idiot

by Anonymously March 4, 2005

closeted

Not me.

I'm not cloested.

by DaMan November 6, 2003

closeted homophobe

a homophobe who pretends they’re not homophobic.

random person: “you’re homophobic.”

closeted homophobe: “no i’m not. how could i be if i’m friends with a gay guy? “

by imverygaydontworry March 2, 2021

closeted psycho

A marine in training. A person who aspires to me a marine someday. A hardcore motherfucker who doesn't care about being uncivilized while having the ability of being civilized.

He hopes that he'll get drafted someday that loser is a closeted psycho who needs a reason to live and die.

by suicidalmofo April 3, 2010

Closeted Eagles Fan

One who is a fan of The Eagles, and brings all topics back to them, but refuses to admit it.

My friend went to Amoeba yesterday, and met a closeted Eagles fan.

by LA Woman August 25, 2009