clobber twat

someone who is acting like a big vagina

jordan was acting like such a clobber twat last night!

by abcdabcdabcd December 6, 2009

cloaca

The combined intestinal, urinary, and reproductive organ of birds, amphibians, reptiles, marsupials, and monotremes. In other words, it's an anus, genitalia, and urethra all in one.

Just consider that for a moment. "Combined intestinal, urinary, and reproductive organ"...let that sink in...........Ewwwwwww.....

I was horrified to discover the lurid details of avian reproduction--which involves a disgusting organ called the cloaca.

by mazurkamatt November 23, 2006

intellectual property cloaking

Term used to describe when individuals in technology make information or processes vague or ambiguos for the sake of trying to appear knowledgeable.

Paul never explains how he got the answer because he thinks he will retain job security through intellectual property cloaking. Cool people explain how they figured things out.

by Luc August 13, 2003

clobber

Noun. Clothes and personal belongings

Gonna get me some new clobber.

by KrishnaBoy December 1, 2003

cloak

A coat that makes you invisible

Jeff-"Hey where did dave go?"
Steven-"I dont know, he must be wearing a cloak"

by Nate734 January 26, 2008

Cloaker

A Cloaker is a rapist that suprise rapes you.

Dallas: "Oh shit! Cloaker!"
Dallas: *gets dropkicked*
Cloaker: "Now go to the forums, and cry like the little bitch you are!"

by TheCulturedVulture January 10, 2019

Cloaked Bat

A female that shuns all sexual relations and is usually bound to be a nun. The epitomoe of a good girl. The exact opposite of a hoodrat.

Guy 1: Dude, take a look at Emily! Her boobs are the size of grapefruits. I'd tap that!

Guy 2: There's no way your getting any action out of her, man. She's a cloaked bat!

by Jeff Nathan March 12, 2007