Clicker's Remorse

The internet analog of buyer's remorse, wherein one comes to regret having clicked on a link of interest after they look up at the clock minutes or hours later and realize that they have invested an inordinate amount of time reading an article, playing a game, conversing with someone, looking at photos, etc. which they would not have spent had they resisted the impulse to "check it out"...

Upon looking up at the clock and realizing he'd spent the last 2 hours choosing the cuter kitten after clicking on the link his sister had emailed him Danny developed a strong feeling of clicker's remorse for not having resisted the urge to click on the link.

by drbeer November 27, 2012

flat clicker

horizontal motion stabilization plateau

I'm after a flat clicker.
I'm sorry, I don't think we sell that.
No, you guys definitely have that. It's a horizontal motion stabilization plateau.

a.k.a. Mouse Pad

by Zeailton December 1, 2019

cookie clicker

a game that is a waist of your life but you do it any way

cookie clicker

by hecken beken September 30, 2019

left-clicker

A person who who is only capable of clicking the left mouse button, and clicks 'Yes' to everything. This person is the one that calls you to fix their computer weekly.

Charles is always getting viruses because he is a left-clicker.

by phatplat August 28, 2009

ball clicker

Once in a great while a mans sack will hang lower than normal. At this time when there hanging low, you can attempt this. First you take one testie in your hand drawing it back away from the other. Then letting it go to free fall towards the other testie. This principal is based on the ball clickers you see on desks of buiness people.

I tried the ball clicker on myself.

by zacherzach January 4, 2007

right clicker

is a developer or a coder who works on windows computers. They cannot handle the command line and are used to right clicking on everything for "options". They (or their companies) pay ridiculous license fees to Microsoft and IBM for sub standard technologies...just so they can right click their way into creating mediocre applications

Damn those right clickers cant write a single line of code without autocomplete

by DaMostInterestinCoderInDaWorld October 2, 2013

Clicker thingy

the hand scanner used at several stores. this is a better name for it than simply a 'hand scanner'

Customer: Do i need to put this pop on the belt?
Karla(cashier):No, i can have John scan it with the clicker thingy
John: Yay!

by J.o.h.n.G January 31, 2009