Clicker's Remorse

The internet analog of buyer's remorse, wherein one comes to regret having clicked on a link of interest after they look up at the clock minutes or hours later and realize that they have invested an inordinate amount of time reading an article, playing a game, conversing with someone, looking at photos, etc. which they would not have spent had they resisted the impulse to "check it out"...
Upon looking up at the clock and realizing he'd spent the last 2 hours choosing the cuter kitten after clicking on the link his sister had emailed him Danny developed a strong feeling of clicker's remorse for not having resisted the urge to click on the link.
by drbeer November 22, 2012
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flat clicker

horizontal motion stabilization plateau
I'm after a flat clicker.
I'm sorry, I don't think we sell that.
No, you guys definitely have that. It's a horizontal motion stabilization plateau.

a.k.a. Mouse Pad
by Zeailton December 02, 2019
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cookie clicker

a game that is a waist of your life but you do it any way
cookie clicker
by hecken beken September 30, 2019
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Cookie Clicker

Man 1: Ayo, have you played cookie clicker?
Man 2: Yes, it's a nice game
by Doge is big pogger March 08, 2021
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left-clicker

A person who who is only capable of clicking the left mouse button, and clicks 'Yes' to everything. This person is the one that calls you to fix their computer weekly.
Charles is always getting viruses because he is a left-clicker.
by phatplat August 28, 2009
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ball clicker

Once in a great while a mans sack will hang lower than normal. At this time when there hanging low, you can attempt this. First you take one testie in your hand drawing it back away from the other. Then letting it go to free fall towards the other testie. This principal is based on the ball clickers you see on desks of buiness people.
I tried the ball clicker on myself.
by zacherzach January 02, 2007
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Clicker thingy

the hand scanner used at several stores. this is a better name for it than simply a 'hand scanner'
Customer: Do i need to put this pop on the belt?
Karla(cashier):No, i can have John scan it with the clicker thingy
John: Yay!
by J.o.h.n.G February 01, 2009
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