clerk work

it happens when you're stoned

Hi Dad, yes, you will be happy that i got a job! It's, uh, clerk work!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020

The Major League Clerk

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Major League Clerk

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Enforcement Clerk

Uneducated douch that thinks his car is fast. (Also See Ricer, MAN CLERK)Looks at Christmas Lights while topless with other men. Should consider /

JChfc80 you are such an "Enforcement Clerk" , why don't you go get me some coffee. "Enforcement Clerk " Man Secretary

by R.Fox December 21, 2008

Clerk

A sexy pirate with a big ol' schlong and hes hiding from his lover

mmmmmm clerk

by ClerkLover123 December 12, 2021

Clerk

Someone who holds a stick, gets bitched around, haze knobs, and ultimately hates life

Look at him!! He is the clerk

by Clerk daddy April 19, 2022