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Jean-Claude God Damn

An exclamation one yells out when, upon turning on the telly, you are unpleasantly surprised by the presence of a horrid Jean-Claude Van Damme movie.
"Jean-Claude God Damn! I give one lousy thumbs up to a Chuck Norris flick, and now my Tivo is infested with this asshole!"

"Jean-Claude God Damn! If they rerun Timecop one more time I'm going on a killing spree"
by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
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claydawg

He is a total claydawg!
by Dancer4Like May 8, 2004
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Claudia

the most amazing person i have ever met. best friend and someone who will make you smile 24-7.
claudia's amazing.
by 525man October 20, 2008
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Claude

The most sexiest guy in the world, with an out of this world personality
It has to be claude, there is no other explanation
by Nasha sawh November 6, 2013
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claudiawebo

A object that looks like and egg often mistaken for a person named " chocha
I saw a claudiawebo at the dollar tree
by Artinacan October 8, 2019
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clausania

Clausania is a very random country. Claus-The-Man-Of-God is the king. He has a family (surprising, considering his looks *yikes*). There is the queen (aka slave), she is Claus's sister. There is also Clauses slave - wife. The Clausishian people's favourite holiday is Christmas, because that is when Claus is going to die in 3753832 years (it's a very random holiday). All three of them are very poor, that is why they live under the bridge : they own all of the Clausishian bridges. They have 3 children : Clausisha, Clausiush and Claush. Their loyal pet is ~Clausishia the Swiss Goat. This is the most random country in the Milky Way and it is very hard to become a citizen of Clausania.
- U don't deserve to be a citizen of Clausania! U are not random enough!
by Random Claus June 5, 2020
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Claudyn

Claudyn is a person who is easy to vibe with and will tell you stories anytime you want. She is also a very open minded and a good listener but she is also sassy!
We all need a claudyn in our life!
by Aljon June 8, 2021
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