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Bass Clarinet

It's like a clarinet and saxaphone put together. It is 900 decatrillion times better than a ordinary soprano clarinet (the most common clarinet, the one you start off with before the bass). The Bass Clarinet is ballin. Freakin wayyy better. I don't know you, but some people that are insane about it say it's "The Sexiest Instrument Ever!". I'd say it is the sexiest instrument too because of it's elegent design.
It also has a beastly sound dude. No kidding man. The Bass Clarinet is the Beast overall!

The clarinet is bull. It's too old school. Not enough "Manlyness".
by bassclarinetdude June 20, 2009
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1. The woodwind version of a trumpet(as far as parts are concerned).
2. Proof that God cares about us.
3. God's own instrument.
4. The most dedicated section in band.
5. Something only intelligent people are capable of playing.
6. Rival of the flute section in marching band, and secretly plan to take over the woodwind section after the flute line is demolished.
Ex. 1
Trumpet Player 1: The clarinets are playing our part better than we are.

Trumpet Player 2: I know, maybe we should switch.

Ex. 2
Devil: To torcher these poor mortals I'll create the trumpet.

God: To show mercy on these people, I'll create an instrument that is the most heavenly of all. I'll call it a clarinet.

Ex. 3
Minister praying: God, what instrument do you play?

God: My servant, I play the clarinet.

Ex 4.

Clarinetist: I think I should practice till my lips bleed, so I can mske All-State.

Ex 5:
Trumpet Player: I got an 850 on my SAT and I play trumpet.

Clarinet Player: I got a perfect 2400, and I Play clarinet.

Ex 6:
Flute Section Leader: Ok flutes, we have to step up our game, against those clarinet players. They're kicking our ass on the field.

Clarinet Section Leader: Clarinets, yall have nothing to worry about. Now when practice is over, remember where we hid our mace, tar and feathers, and assume positions. Then we'll take over the marching band, and then the world...mwahahahahahahhaahahhahahah.
by G.V January 8, 2007
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Clarinet

warm, noble, bright-sounding instrument when played by a GOOD player
anyone who thinks clarinet's a piece of crap: hey, how well can u play it? maybe u have not seen a good clarinetist yet...
by David Le Ber September 4, 2003
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clarysse

Someone that is mysterious , straight forward,hard to get to understand whats she trying to say

Always stay strong in front of others n hide in the bed when she is sad
A listener but also a lone sometimes
Love to have time alone n living in her world
Yet when someone need her , if its her friend nor family, she would be there
Hard to get close when you dont know her

A person that shows her emotions on face but not her sadness

She will only show others that she is angry or happy but never when she is sad
you're definitely Clarysse, have unpredictable thinking n sometimes talk a lot sometimes like a dumb.
by Clairy January 15, 2021
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Clarenz

A person who loves being alone but afraid of being lonely.He can’t admit he needs comfort too.But despite of escaping the world,he still wants to explore and experience more.
Clarenz is a name
by Bilog June 7, 2021
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carynne

A gorgeous girl. One you never wanna leave, and one who will stay loyal til the end. Has a big brain, and even bigger heart. One you will love til the end of time.

See also godess
Man, isn't Carynne just the best?!?!??
by As.You.Wish June 7, 2016
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learned the clarinet at school

Euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob".
In BBC's TV miniseries Sherlock, John Watson, (boyfriend to Sherlock Holmes) is discussing his various talents which include physical and mental flexiblilty, parenthetically adding at the very end of a long list "I learned the clarinet at school."
by dappertophatter November 18, 2012
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