clackwanker

(n. idiot/stupid man of low intelligence v. Man to loudly self gratify in public)

Etymology of Clackwanker - Janey Godley Scottish Comedian/Political Commentator 20**/19 Scots

Man acting stupidly in public = (v)clackwanker

Man talking rubbish with no substance or credibility = (n) clackwanker

by amalkadog September 30, 2019

meat clackers

Testicles

Chip's girlfriend kicked him right in his meat clackers.

by ThatShiKrey January 25, 2015

Five Clicks to Jesus

A Wikipedia game thats fun to play alone, but preferably with friends.
Someone shouts out a random word (whether it's an person/place/object it doesn't matter) and then the person who looks it up now has to follow a link from that page (counts as one click), then a link from that page etc., and they have 5 clicks to get from the original page to the Jesus Christ page.

I was playing the five clicks to Jesus game and it worked with everything! dildo, marijuana- they all lead to Jesus!

by Viper13 November 14, 2007

Clarkstown North

A roach infested high school with a diverse population including the white kids which belong into 3 categories the first 1 being the Jews. These are your most common white kids and also the most annoying. Next we have the crackhead white kids. These are the real crackheads of rockland and are not to be mistaken for the for the other white kids in North who think they are “crackheads” but the closest they have came is hitting there stig in the stall and the occasional penex rip while Tony is outside the stall. The real crackheads of north are the ones who were considered e wingers in festa. But since then they have now graduated to Xanax and killing there carts before lunch. The next race in north is the Asians these are the kids who carry all others and is the only reason why north is considered a good school. These kids tend to reside in the library during lunch and play card games during lunch. How ever there is still a small population of white kids who hang out with them. These are the kids who watch anime and sing there favorite anime’s theme song while in Japanese. The next group of kids in North are the black kids. THEY are the lifeline of our sports teams. However our teams usually have 1-2 black kids max but we usually fill the rest of the spots with average or less than average white kids while the team is centered around the black kids.

69 was at Clarkstown North the other day and LOVED to watch the high school girl volley ball team

by Y’all know who I am May 2, 2020

jeremy clarkson'd

To pass a large number of vehicles at a high rate of speed across the yellow line with oncoming traffic bearing down.

Refers to Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's awesomely aggressive driving style.

The polar opposite of James May's driving style.

Guy: Why are you shaking?

Other Guy: Its from adrenaline. I just Jeremy Clarkson'd the hell out of like 15 people.

Guy: Nice!

by norelationtothestig November 13, 2011

richard clarkson

Someone with auburn hair who frequently masturbates and and spreads the residue onto his pasty body.
It is also a famous sex position in which men try to fill a woman's holes while at the same time vomiting in each other's mouths. The men are preferably of German decent and are too of the auburn race. When finished it is customary to finish off the remaining vomit with a cool glass of beer while discussing the daily news and sport.

"They gave her a richard clarkson"

"What a richard clarkson"

"I finished in richard clarkson-esque fashion"

by funnyman23 September 23, 2009

Kelly Clarksoned

when a female celebrity actually looks healthy and does not look like a freaking skeleton, so everybody thinks she's fat

I can't believe Whitney from America's Next Top Model is considered plus sized. She's totally being Kelly Clarksoned.

by ilovekelly75 August 30, 2009