circumsmudging

The act of slouching and encircling a group of three people when they happen to be in a convenient cluster. This is done at a leisurely or fast pace three times before ever-so-delicately brushing each person's cheeks once and announcing that they've just been circumsmudged.

Example 1:
"What took you so long to return with the booze, man?"
"I was walking down Davis St. and I came across two groups of three guys on the sidewalk, so I had to circumsmudge them."
"Oh."

Example 2:
"I love circumsmudging!"
"What in the fucking fuck is that?"

by Sir Jobeykobra March 19, 2014

circumstranges

Strange circumstances

Circumstranges allow for circumspect bahaviour.

by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009

Circumstention

Hair extensions for a penis; pube weave.

JIMMY, GODDAMN IT! YOU LEFT YOUR CIRCUMSTENTIONS ON THE VANITY AGAIN!

by Lcross1124 February 18, 2018

Circumslide

Aggressively removing slides. The act of cutting down your presentation to get to the point.

Luke had 18 slides for his 25 minute presentation. He had to circumslide it down to 5.

by Dubya or Nothing February 3, 2020

cirCUMsquirt

the part that squirts during a circumcision

"Oh look, I found a video of little Timmy cirCUMsquirting during his circumsision!"

by mkm196 September 30, 2020

cirCUMsquirt

when someone cums during their circumcision

"Did you see lil Timmy cirCUMsquirt during his circumsision?"

by mkm196 September 30, 2020

Circumsteined

A man that has been circumcised by a metal beer mug.

Did you hear about Jack? The poor man was circumsteined.

by Cayden Hollister November 21, 2021