Circle Jerk

1. (v) Several men standing in a circle masterbating.

-Urban legend says sometimes a piece of bread is placed in the middle. The last person to cum on the bread has to eat it.

2. (adj) A description of a ridiculous situation.

"Do you guys actually work, or is it just a circle jerk back there?"

"This is one big fucking circle jerk!"

by Michael Schmidt May 2, 2006

Circle Jerk

Circle jerk means when a group of people are set out to do something but instead bullshit and waste time sitting or standing around. It can also mean a group a guys standing around jerking off.

I told you guys to clean up the building, but instead I walk in on this circle jerk.

by Aaron September 29, 2004

circle jerk

Someone who puts people in Google+ circles with unflattering names

Chad, that circle jerk, put me in his "douche juice" circle

by CarMono July 7, 2011

circle jerk

you could have 3 cases here
either your gay and its for the pleasure- and every guy gets together for a fun filled night of mutal masturbation

your drunk off your ass- looking at porn after a hard night and theres about 5 guys

or your 11 years old and you dont know the meaning of masturbation so you experiment with your friends

GAY MAN:oH my god like theres a circle jerk tonight like NO WAYY?

drunk man: ha ha dude.......... im so fuckingg.....ha hornyy right now... porn im gonna look at some.

11 year old: oh my goodness i heard tommy that big 11th grader talking about cum and jerking off? should we try?

by Taylor Lewis May 22, 2005

Circle Jerk

A circle in which filled with lame/uninteresting people, bitches or people that you dislike, or some sort of disagreement; philosophy, idealistic ways, knowledge etc. And or a circle devoid of and interesting subject, Or a combination of the two

Lets get out of this circle jerk, Its getting lame

by DixieH13 November 22, 2010

Circle Jerk

Someone who accelerates when entering a traffic circle to cut off other drivers travelling at normal speeds.

As grandma rolled into the roundabout, she had to slam the brakes to avoid hitting a circle jerk in a yellow BMW.

by Eric Maan September 3, 2009

Circle Jerk

Someone who is being a genuine douchebag on Google+. They can either be making a bunch of really stupid updates, making rude comments on your posts, or +1ing updates about your grandmother dying.

Person 1: Dude, can you believe what Mark posted on Google+ last night?
Person 2: Nah dude, he was being such a Circle Jerk.

Person 1: I posted, "RIP Love you grandma," on my Google+ last night and Mark +1'd it.
Person 2: He thinks he's so funny, but really he's just a Circle Jerk.

by sillyrob July 12, 2011