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cinema bros 

the most unexpected trio in history, which generally consists of childhood friends turned stoners, who spend too much money at the movie theatres.

the youngest is the social light of their dark pit and can make you smile within second, that is if she likes you.

the middle member is the wisest with the beauty of a rose she is blind to.

and the eldest is a socially awkward intellectual that will piss anywhere.
Woman 1: ughh those three young girls reek of the devils lettuce.

Woman 2: is that a vase they have in their bag??

Woman 3: you two are absolutely clueless. don’t you know those are the cinema bros??
cinema bros by Peaches Slut November 15, 2022

cinema depression 

A loss of moral, happiness, contentment, or excitement caused by entering a movie theatre during daylight hours and exiting after the sun has set (most extreme cases occurred after the showings of Disney's WALL-E).
Stepping outside the theatre, Stephan was over come by cinema depression when he recalled how bright and sunny the day was before he had entered.

Cinema Strategy 

An extreme tactical act whereby the male leads the female into the back corner of the cinema and initiates some touching he swiftly transitions and pokes around in her pocket
Mike: Ay, how that scrawny nerd timmy end up with michelle
Yoda: Cinema strategy used he did
Cinema Strategy by garygl1tter January 14, 2017

cinema jacket 

A jacket used to sneak outside food into the cinema. These type of jackets are usually big and puffy and have numerous (deep) pockets to conceal any food stuff.

Anything with (deep) pockets will do just as good.
The cinema jacket should not be stuffed directly outside the cinema.

Sadly the cinema jacket is good for the cold/wet days.
Cargo pants/shorts, work just as good but have limited pockets.
Don't overload the pockets and make sure the food is concealed before entering the cinema
Don't make a habit of wearing a stuffed cinema jacket, they'll get suspicious and you could be banned
person 1: "Let's go see a movie!"
person 2: "Yep. Got your cinema jacket?"
person 1: "Right here" *opens jacket pockets to reveal bags of lollies from the supermarket*

Cinema Bizarre 

A disgrace to music.

A band full of Wapanese artists.

Rejected Visual Kei, Japan kicked the out of their country and sent them to Germany. They were too ashamed to have them in their culture. Germany is struggling to do the same.

A rip off from Tokio Hotel.
Fan Girl: Lyk omgz! Cinema Bizarre iz lyk soooooo haawtt!!!!111!!!oneshiftone!!

Normal Person: -shoots Fan Girl-

Fan Girl: -twitches on ground-

Cinema Ball 

A dull ache or numbness in one testicle caused by sitting in the same position for too long. Usually not life-threatening.
"Great movie, but it's very long. I had cinema ball by the end of it."
Cinema Ball by Bobsleighbob October 2, 2018