Crusty funhouse

When you repeatedly ejaculate inside a tie-dye tee-shirt, and then wear it.

I had no shirts left to wear, so I had to put on a crusty funhouse.

by Megacheese69420 February 26, 2023

Dry and Crusty

A colloquial expression used to describe any situation that is unsavory, unsatisfactory or in very poor condition.

I haven't had sex in months. I'm sort of dry and crusty.

I didn't wipe my ass very well. It's stating to get dry and crusty.

Have you met our new boss? Yes he's pretty dry and crusty.

Stan's mother could never figure out why his tube socks were always so dry and crusty until her friend explained it to her.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016

crusty ipad kid

that one cocomelon loving 6 year old old whose ipad is constantly encrusted in a thick layer of cheeto dust and snot.

dude that freaking crusty ipad kid just sneezed on his sister!
what do you expect? cocomelon doesn't teach you manners

by ilovecrabrangoons52 March 9, 2022

Crusty Juggler

Crusty Jugglers are members of the traveling community in Ireland and the UK, often known as gypsies, pikeys, tinkers and itinerants.

"Some Crusty Jugglers came to my house trying to sell me pillows today."

by The Crusty Juggler April 17, 2010

Chosty

A word developed in a town called Doncaster in Northern England meaning "big".
Originates from the word "chost" meaning marijuana.
e.g. "We need to score some chost".

"Make a chosty biff"
"That's the chostiest girl I've ever seen"
"...Then this chosty bouncer walked up and booted me out of the club"

by Sl!P October 3, 2012

Crusty Beard

Sexual act where the woman defecates on the man's mouth, smears the faeces around it creating a "beard" (or smears it on an existing beard) then sprinkles 100's and 1000's on it and licks it off.

Last night Helen gave me a crusty beard! Fuckin hell, that was twisted!

by CrazyGoat826 October 22, 2007

Crusty Jib

When you use a crusty, semen stained, rag as a emergency condom.

Roscoe had to use a crusty jib when he ran out of extra small condoms.

by Lazlow X October 4, 2012