Chrismachkwanzawanadan

A combination of Christmas, Kwanzaa, Chanukah, and Ramadan, four holidays that occur around the same time in the winter. (The word itself is less important than making it as long as humanly possible, and combining at least three of those four holidays.)

1. It can be used to describe a multi-religious or secular holiday that purposely assimilates several religious traditions in an effort to be universally applicable (especially ones that are somewhat ignorant of the holidays that they are combining).
2. Or, as a comical salutation to wish a happy holiday to as many people as possible.

Similar to Chrinnukyulezaa and Chrinnukyulezaa.

1. "I hung some dreidls and vegetables on the tree, so that Noah and M'kayla wouldn't feel so left out this year."
"Good idea; let's see if they'd like to help us bake some gingerbread Ramadan cookies."

2. 'Merry Kwanzidanamistamas!'
'Happy Chrismachkwanzawanadan!'

by MoxyFox December 26, 2006

Chrismas Caking

When an individual diets on nuts and raisins for a short period of time and then proceeds on excreting on his or her partners face.

"Oh shit, Garry just Christmas caked on my face"
"I Christmas Caked that biatch properly"
"Oh shit im Chrismas Caking"

by Santa Shitface January 31, 2010

chrismahanakwanzaka

Politics politics politics...You just can't say Merry Christmas anymore, we have to be politically correct and address everyone's frickin' holiday! So here it is, cover all bases with this: Merry, Happy, whatever the hell you celebrate, Chrismahanakwanazaka Beeotch!

Are they Jewish, Christian, or African? Don't know? Say this: Merry Chrismahanakwanzaka!

by MACLOVER January 2, 2008

William Chrisman High School

In Independence, MO. A high school that rocks out with its' cock out.

John: "Dude which school did you go to?" James: "William Chrisman High School, of course."

by Kristenevol December 10, 2011

chrismaka

A mixture of Christmas and Hannukka used by kids who r half catholic and half jew and who celebrate both holidays

Happy Chrismaka to you

by Nick Kos, Alex Barnett December 17, 2004

Merry Happy Chrismahannukwanzaka

A mixture of the holidays of Christmas, Hannukah, and Kwanzaa used to avoid offending people during the holiday season.

Sue: "Merry Christmas!"
Jan: "I don't celebrate Christmas."
Sue: "Oh. Merry Happy Chrismahannukwanzaka then."

by Autumn S January 6, 2009

Chrismantha

A relationship that has no moves whatsoever.

Ugh Ethan and Chriselda are literally chrismantha right now.

by K33yal January 30, 2020