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is that christian i see over there cuz it looks like he finna cum
by yxngchris November 23, 2021
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sometimes nice and can sometimes keep secrets. they really want to expose you when u tell them something but they won’t do it unless u give them permission. however if u trigger them somehow, they may expose u. they like to steal ur stuff and bully u for being short. although their name is christian they cuss a lot and they’re birthday is not on christmas. their birthday is on valentine’s day.
lauren: where’d my phone go?
naomi: christian stole it
by uknowwhoiamlmBo December 15, 2019
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christian is usually the friend in the group that gets all the big girls. and thinks he is the best at everything but crys at simple shit like basketball
hey christian how is your peen? (ethan the fag says)
by thepoormansense December 14, 2018
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Someone that doesn't get Velvet Underground, George Carlin, or why they need to be worshipping me
Don't worry, folks, christians can be converted
by the epitome of greatness July 11, 2008
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a very handsome man, who will always be by your side no matter what, faithful honest and responsible, in other words YOUR dream guy
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Christianity:One of the most popular religions in western society. It is looked down on by many AND thought highly of by many too. Christianity wouldn't be as looked down upon by non-christians IF the ALL people IN the religion knew how to control what they say about other religions and such.
Radical christians and groups of christians are the absolute (sp?) worst of the worst and example see christian attack OR westboro baptist church.
Most are well mannered and won't be rude to people that don't share their beliefs BUT there are a good number that will preach and try to get you to convert.
The religion itself is based around the bible. Which for all we know could have been written by somebody on and acid trip.
If you think about it, it's much like satanism only the exact opposite. They both believe in a diety (sp?) that can't be proven exists, practice rituals like praying and chants and stuff. And they both have the symbols to represent (sp?) them (cross and INVERTED pentagram).
The limits of the christian people are endless and constantly added to. Seriously, they can't be listed there's too many!
Hardcore christian: OMGosh! you don't believe in god!!!!!!! BURN IN HELL YOU BAD PERSON WHO WORSHIPS MR. EVILPANTS!!!!
me myself and I: i don't believe in god because there isn't enough (sp?) evidence to prove he/she/whatever exists. i ALSO don't believe in SATAN NOT mr. evilpants or the devil because those aren't the real names for him/her/whatever for the same reasons.
hardcore christian: WHATEVER BURN IN HELL FAG.
by ms. randompants February 25, 2008
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Anyone who has believed in Christ Jesus and recieved Him into their heart through prayer.

Those people are often unaware that when done that they are now a new kind of human beings, new biologic species, humanity mingled with divinity, cause the Holly Spirit got into them and made an organic union with them (just like grafting)...

The devine life within is supposed to be constantly growing thus sanctifying the human part of the being. But that happens only if they live in close spiritual fellowship with God and other believers and abide in the Bible's teaching. If they don't, they may act just like any other human (even be criminals).This divine life will resurrect them from the dead (at the Christ's second coming) just like that happened to Jesus.

They are just like Jesus in His earthly life with two exceptions: their flesh is still contaminated with sin, and they will never share His Godhead (be object to worship).
Eric: Are you reading this Bible?!
Joe: Yes, sure I do. I'm a christian.
by Pilgrimlike February 10, 2011
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